#maggot server

these will never stop.

@sounds-void-fishy @wispedvellichor @orpiknight @falling-raine @myfranticscribbles thank you for being funny

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @hello-ello-ello @patoslover @howmanyholesinswisscheese @good-usernames-were-taken tag other people 👍🏼

i was soooo tempted to leave this off anon but. Alas. Here we are.

(you don't have to respond to this hdhdgh)

Today I finished my last day at school of being a ‘girl’.

When I go to back to school after half term i will be a manly male he/him man.

And I wanted to thank you. You and all the maggots.

You've boosted my courage so much. I have less social anxiety - online at least, with teachers in real life at most, just because of you guys. Being there and supporting me. You may have not even realized when or how you did so but it happened.

Thank you for this amazing community on Tumblr and discord. Thank you for this community that allows me to be me. The community that got me more into roleplaying somehow (idk???). The community that has introduced me to the most wonderful people ever. The community that loves incest and cannibalism, but also loves each other.

You guys are the primary reason I felt confident enough to go into that meeting with a pastoral teacher and say 'i'd like to change my name in school.'

Thank you.

(special mentions to Tzo and Crist, i love you guys so much /platonic)

Oh my gOD ROBIN IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU COME HERE *LIFTS YOU UP AND SPINS YOU AROUND* THAT'S MY FAVOURITE NEPHEW Y'ALL!!!

I CAN'T WAIT FOR EVERYONE AT SCHOOL TO SEE YOU FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Robin love I'm so so so happy that we've helped you because you better fucking believe you've helped me and so many maggots. You're such a kind, charming, funny guy and SO LOVED. SO SO LOVED. I LOVE YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND? I LOVE YOU.

And look at how far you've come Robin you used to be star-struck by me (why??!) and here you are my best and favourite nephew and SENDING ME THIS FUCKING WONDERFUL NEWS AND YAY! YOU DESERVE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE FREE FROM THAT ANXIETY BECAUSE I PROMISE YOU, YOU MAKE EVERY CONVERSATION BETTER.

*ELONGATES MY NECK TO TWINE IT AROUND YOU AND SMILE UPSIDE DOWN* CONGRATULATIONS!!

CAN I GET A MOTHERFUCKING WAHOO~

Obviously I’m VERY behind on the lore and I tried scrolling down to find an explanation and I scrolled for ages but couldn’t find one.

I know nothing about you all, but you seem like a close knit family and I respect it and want to be a part of it 🫶🏻 However I should probably become educated on our family history first.

Okay. ‘Tis all. Lots of love

-Jupiter

HELLO NEW MAGGOT! Welcome. We're uh. We're really sane. Mostly. No we're not.

To reply to the points stated above:

Welcome to the tumblr GO fandom! Beware the headcanons, they will make you cry.

Maggots are my fans. The overlap with the Good Omens fans is significant, but not entire. I called them maggots because it sounded like mascot, which brings us to the next point.

Official Good Omens Mascot? Yep, that's me. I was kidnapped into the fandom and made Mascot back in January before I even watched the show. Now I have watched the show, and I take my duties very seriously. What are my duties? Uh, mainly throwing insanity onto everyone's dashes, including poor Neil Gaiman's. I feel no guilt, he chose to follow me.

Incest. Ah. Yes. Well, so everyone in my fandom started adopting and marrying each other, without exactly keeping track of the rest of the family tree. Which, as you can imagine, led to significant incest. Don't worry. It's fine.

An explanation? There isn't one. We're all confused. Including me.

Oh, we're a very close-knit family, and I adore all of them. Insanity and all.

WE WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO JOIN YOU'RE PART OF US ALREADY WELCOME!

Don't worry. No one's educated. Just don't listen when they try to warn you about the siblings, or the whalegina. And you'll be fine! COME JOIN US WE LOVE YOU ALREADY!

One thing you should be aware of, currently my son Neil Who Is Not Here, who is a bot, has been impregnated by his hamster husband. It's a time of turmoil. The babies might be Jesus.

OTHER THAN THAT WELCOME AND ALL THE LOVE

we love BNF in the maggot server. apparently our server bot has insider information about the next few chapters 😭

Happy belated birthday you heathen/aff

I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO LATE FOR ME TO MAKE ANY MORE BAD DECISIONS AFTER THE CANDLE INCIDENT, THE BIRTHDAY CAKE INCIDENT, AND THE SECOND CANDLE INCIDENT* BUT NOPE

THERE WAS TIME FOR THE SECOND BIRTHDAY CAKE INCIDENT

NOW I'VE BEEN WIPING COFFEE ICING FROM MY EYES FOR THE PAST FIVE MINUTES AND I'M GOING TO BOIL A CERTAIN MAGGOT'S BALLSACKS IN THEIR BLADDER

AND THANK YOU AAAA-