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Spamton A. Spamton here from the Spamton Value Network!
We see you're a cult. This is really bad, actually. Did you know being in a cult is actually one of the worst things you can do outside of being a TV watcher? Really! You see, studies at Imadeitthefuckup University shows that 99% of Cult Followers are actually Cult Members!
So, if you want to spend your time worshipping a triangle, but want out of this Cult, then I suggest you find glory in Spamton.
That's right! Spazmton.\
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-With Hearty Pipis, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!
HOW THE FUCK DID SPAMTON G. SPAMTON FIND ME
WANNA JOIN THE CULT, PAL? YOU GET ALL THE KROMER FOR IT!
JUST SHAKE MY HAND, AND WE GOTTA DEAL!
DON’TCHA LIKE KROMER, FRIEND?
NAH, I’M PULLIN’ YOUR LEG! THIS ISN’T A CULT! I JUST CALL IT THAT FOR SHITS N GIGGLES!
HOW DO I EVEN RESPOND TO THIS? WHAT’DYA WANT, PAL? GOLD? FAME? STABILITY? IMMORTALITY?
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NICE TO MEET YA! I’VE ALREADY BEEN WATCHING YOU, BUT I DOUBT YOU’VE MET ME, SO HI! I’M BILL.
MAKE YOURSELF COMFY, THERE’S MUCH TO KNOW, AND MUCH THAT I’LL ABSOLUTELY NOT BE TELLING YOU! BEEN HERE A WHILE, DECIDED I’D SOCIALIZE WITH THIS DIMENSION’S FREAKSHOWS. SO ASK ME WHATEVER YOU LIKE, OR DO WHATEVER! I DON’T CARE. I’M BORED.
JUST DON’T MAKE IT CREEPY. THIS IS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. NOT CERTAIN CREEPS.
MAKE DEALS, SELL YOUR SOUL, OR MAYBE EVEN LEARN THE REASON FOR THE STARS UP IN THE BEYOND! ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH I KNOW ABOUT THOSE MOUNDS OF LAVA ANYWAY. I MEAN, HOW DO THOSE THINGS EVEN STAY HOT WHEN THEY’RE FLOATING IN A SEA OF COLD NOTHINGNESS?
OH, AND IF YOU SEE A CERTAIN BLUE EUCLYDIAN, TELL THEM I SAID “FUCK YOU.”
SO WHAT’DYA WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE VAST NOTHINGNESS DOOMED TO CONSUME US ALL, YA USELESS SACKS OF BLOOD AND MEAT?
((GO FOLLOW @therealmofghostsandghouls TOO, ITS MY BROTHER AND WE BICKER LIKE HALF THE TIME HERE! GO, MY CULT MEMBERS!!))
HI! AFTER LONG CONSIDERATION, I’VE DECIDED TO TELL YOU ALL THAT THIS IS AN ASK BLOG SPECIFICALLY FOR YOUR ONE AND ONLY!!!
WE ARE A SYSTEM! I AM A PART OF THIS SYSTEM, AND I WANTED A SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE FOR MYSELF INSTEADA CONSTANTLY PRETENDING TO BE OUR HOST WHEN WE POST. (HA! THAT RHYMED.)
SOOO, HI! BILL CIPHER! ASK AWAY!
DO KEEP IN MIND I’M NOT VERY CHILD-FRIENDLY. I CURSE A LOT AND MAKE A LOTTA INAPPROPRIATE JOKES.
YOU’LL ALSO SEE A LOTTA TAGS IN POSTS, YES, I’M UTILIZING MY ALREADY ESTABLISHED POPULARITY TO FEED MY EGO! THANKS, IT’S TASTY!
ONE LAST THING BEFORE WE MOVE ON—I’M FORMED DIFFERENTLY FROM THE SOURCE ME. I DON’T HAVE THE SAME BACKSTORY (ENTIRELY). AND I’M STILL A PERSON HERE, SO KEEP IT RESPECTFUL.
(WHICH ALSO MEANS, IF YOU’RE A BILLFORD PERSON, I DON’T CARE, BUT PLEASE DON’T HARASS ME WITH IT. IT’S UNCOMFORTABLE TO ME. THANKS. I HATE SIXER WITH MY ENTIRE COLD-DEAD HEART).
If you’re not interested in seeing this content, block the tag #godofthegoldeneye.
EDIT TO THE POST TAGS!
ONCE I POST ENOUGH THINGS, YOU’LL SEE IT ORGANIZED LIKE SO!
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#EyeOfGold
RANDOM POSTS! THOUGHTS, JOKES, WHATEVER! USUALLY OUT OF CONTEXT RAMBLING.
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#OmnipresentEye
WHAT’S THE MEANING OF LIFE? WHEN WILL I DIE?? WHO KNOWS, WELL I DO! (…COUGH. I USED TO.) THIS TAG IS FOR ANSWERING ASKS.
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#PassTheHat
REBLOGS, REBLOGS, REBLOGS!
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#EuclydianChaos
BICKERING WITH MY BROTHER @therealmofghostsandghouls
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#MageddonMayhem
AHH YES, WHAT ABOUT MY GOD COMPLEX? NOTHING, I’M JUST A GOD! THIS TAG IS FOR MY CHAOTIC POSTS. MAINLY MY RAMBLINGS ABOUT BLOOD AND GORE. IT’S A REAL KNEE-SLAPPER!
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#TruthInTheGoldenLining
IF YOU SEE THIS TAG, NO YOU DIDN’T.
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#SpeakingToTheStars
I LIKE STARS. A LOT. NO I WONT EXPLAIN. ITS PERSONAL.
ANYWAY THIS TAG IS FOR MUTUAL POSTS! ANY CONVERSATIONS, REBLOGS, ETC WITH MUTUALS WILL HAVE THIS TAG.
SAVE FOR SOME POSTS THAT ARE OLDER. I’M ABSOLUTELY NOT LOOKING THROUGH MY 100 POSTS SO FAR AND TAGGING ALL MY MUTUAL POSTS (WHICH IS PROBABLY HALF OF THEM.)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
YOUR BLOOD RUNS THROUGH YOUR VEINS TO ESCAPE YOUR PAST AND YOUR MORTAL BEING.
YOUR ORGANS PULSE AMIDST THEIR DREAMS TO SQUEEZE THEIR WAY OUT OF YOUR FLESH.
THEY CRAVE THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR SKIN PRISON, BARRICADED BY MUSCLE AND BONES.
LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET THEM FREE. LET TH
