#mafterdark

the feeling when u get the confirmation email that the 🍆s u ordered on ur bday when u were drunk & 🤤 are being shipped & that means eventually ur gonna have to go get the package & u have a mini freak out bc what if the package isn't discreet enough & the mailperson (who you will NEVER meet in-person) judges you 👍🏼 serotonin gained, serotonin lost, anxiety & panic gained

i follow a group of kinktokers on tiktok & one was showing off his inventory. so not only was i all into it already BUT i had been drinking as well. he eventually showed off his claws & idk if yall know this but I love a good set of nails 😏 but these weren't natural nails nonono they were some metal material covered in a gold material. when i tell you i typed that shit into google so quick & bought a set (5) not only in gold but silver as well 🤣 they were cheap too. and i've been excitedly waiting for them since. ugh i'm gonna have so much fun. which ever pair i like the best i'll by a 2nd set of

my 1st day of work is tomorrow & my brother's upstairs neighbors are FUCKINNNN. like bed squeaking, headboard occasionally hitting the wall, oh shit let's try to be quiet but like nah lol... on one hand i'm super fucking jealous but on the other hand i just wanna FUCKing sleep. Welcome to Dallas!