#mafiashipping

Everyone and their mom makes fun of them for their respective terrible tastes. At least one of the Rocket Admins has called Guzma a gold digger. Plumeria laughed for an hour straight when she found out.

I read a fic once and subsequently latched onto the idea that they accidentally got whatever the pokemon equivalent of vegas married is while they were drunk, either before the Rainbow Rocket fiasco, or at some point after.

As much as everyone jokes about it, Guzma has starch supporters in Silver, who likes him well enough and hopes he'll mellow his dad down, and Maxie, who was so estatic about the Ariana/Giovanni divorce that he's just happy to be here.

Guzma & Kukui // DarkParadiseShipping

A classic. Can never go wrong with these two. Honestly I didn't see it when I played SM but then I saw all of the fanwork and they converted me.

Guzma & Burnet & Kukui // DarkDreamParadiseShipping

Once. I saw the fanwork for Guzma & Kukui, I immediately went "Oh fuck, what about Burnet??" And luckily for me, there's an option to include her <3 Love to see a girlboss winning.

Guzma & Plumeria // SkullShipping

LOVE TO SEE A GIRLBOSS WINNING!! Mostly I ship them platonically, but also... Boy friends to lovers really got me with this one.

Guzma & Cyrus // HarlockShipping

I mentioned pretty much why I like them on Cyrus's ships page, but I also like them because Guzma just attracts weird energy to him. Idk if that makes sense, but if you noticed the people he hangs around, weird people orbit him like the sun.

Guzma & Giovanni // MafiaShipping

Gang Leader x Mafia Boss. You know those shitty Wattpad mafia AUs? That was my shit when I was like 12. It's been a long time, I've moved on. (To AO3, where it's the same but the writing is better and there's morals involved.)

Guzma & Maxie // DirtShipping / DirtEatingShipping

Honestly if I had to pick a Guzma ship it would be DirtShipping. I love them so much. They're both so stupid. Good ideas but shitty ways to get there? Love them. CHEFS KISS. I've seen every piece of art for them on the internet. If people don't get onboard this ship I might actually start commissioning art of them.

Guzma & Lusamine // (Why don't they have a ship name?)

Giovanni & Ariana // SilverSpawnShipping

That's the worst ship name I've ever heard in my life, first of all, and second of all, we LOVE TO SEE A GIRLBOSS WINNING!! I like to think that she sort of does whatever the hell she wants and Giovanni just throws money and kind words at her every once and a while and they call it a functional marriage.

Giovanni & Cyrus // AbsoluteControlShipping

Like I said, it's not my favourite, but it's cool. I really only like it when the artist/writer portrays them accurate to their characters as opposed to changing them entirely to fit eachother, because it feels like that's what happens a lot with this ship specifically.

Giovanni & Maxie // WealthAndTasteShipping

Definitely another mouthful name. I ONLY ship them as exes. Do not send me WealthAndTaste unless it's bitter exes /hj

Giovanni & Guzma // MafiaShipping