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How to Marry a Former Mobster in 10 Wrong Turns
I've wanted to write this story properly for a long time.
Not just the short version.
Not just "we met, started talking, fell in love, got together, got married."
Because that makes it sound like everything happened in a straight line.
It didn't.
Our story is messy. It's strangely timed. It has detours, bad chapters, absurd coincidences, arguments, stupid little memories, long conversations, and a ridiculous amount of emotional whiplash.
It started with something so small that neither of us even knew it was important.
A glance.
That's it.
One tiny moment in December 2024.
I was seventeen years old.
And I had absolutely no idea that I was looking at the man who would eventually become my husband.
December 2024: The first time we saw each other
I was at church for confession.
I was seventeen. I'd turned seventeen on August 24th, so I had been that age for roughly three and a half months.
I wasn't looking for anybody.
I wasn't expecting anything.
I certainly wasn't expecting to meet the person who would eventually become one of the most important people in my life.
And then I noticed him.
He was there with his mother.
I looked at him for maybe 0.1 seconds.
Barely even a glance.
Just enough to make eye contact.
And then I looked away.
Except he didn't.
He looked at me for longer.
Much longer than I had looked at him.
About 1.4 seconds, if we're being ridiculously specific about it.
And then his mother noticed.
She pinched his side.
He immediately got caught.
"Vito!"
"Mama!"
And then he went into the confession booth.
That was it.
No conversation.
No introduction.
No names exchanged.
No dramatic music.
No idea that we'd just crossed paths.
We left.
And afterward, we went completely separate ways.
We didn't know each other existed.
At least, not consciously.
For months, that was the end of the story.
Or so I thought.
February 2025: "Wait... I know that man."
Then came February.
I found his profiles on Tumblr and Instagram.
At first, I didn't even understand why I was so interested.
I liked his aesthetic.
His content.
The way he presented himself.
His whole vibe.
I remember clicking onto his profile and then suddenly realizing something.
Wait.
That's him.
The guy from church.
The guy I had looked at for less than a second.
The guy whose mother had literally caught him looking at me.
And suddenly this completely insignificant moment from months earlier had a face attached to it again.
I was incredibly shy about it.
So naturally, instead of behaving like a normal person, I clicked away.
February 15th was when I found the profiles.
Then, around March 8th, I started checking them every day.
For roughly 44 days, I kept looking at his profiles.
Not because I knew him.
I didn't.
I just found him interesting.
And every time I saw his content, there was this little voice in the back of my head going:
"That's the guy."
It was weird.
Because at that point, he was still essentially a stranger.
A stranger whose existence I had become increasingly curious about.
March-April 2025: The chapter I don't like remembering
Then my life took a completely different turn.
On March 17th, I entered a four-week situationship with Sam Trapani.
I won't go deeply into that chapter.
There was jealousy, manipulation, coercive control, arguments, and behavior that made the whole thing feel like a fog afterward.
There are parts of that period I simply don't remember clearly anymore.
And honestly?
I'm okay with that.
There is one memory from around April 16th that stuck with me.
I was with Marty.
Sam had another one of his fits over something he'd convinced himself was true.
I stood up and told him to go outside, collect his thoughts, and realize that the things he was imagining weren't actually reality.
Marty came up afterward and tried explaining the same thing to him in a much lighter, almost childlike way.
And Sam looked directly at him and said:
"You, kid, can suck my dick. Now get out of here."
To a child.
That was the moment where something in me finally snapped into place.
Enough.
I kicked him out.
And eventually, I realized that Lost Heaven wasn't somewhere I wanted to remain anymore.
That entire period became something I wanted to leave behind.
So Marty and I left.
We went to Montenegro because of my cousin's wedding, but emotionally it was also an evacuation.
A clean break.
A door closing.
Game over, brother.
I didn't know it at the time, but something else was already waiting for me on the other side of that chapter.
April 20, 2025: The first message
On April 20th, I finally did something I'd been too shy to do.
I messaged Vito first.
On Tumblr.
I immediately turned notifications off afterward because I was embarrassed.
I genuinely thought:
"What have I just done?"
Meanwhile, the universe apparently had other plans.
The next day, April 21st, I met my best friend Sophia through TikTok and Instagram.
Then, twelve hours later, on April 22nd...
Vito replied.
I was ecstatic.
Suddenly I had two people to talk to.
I was basically operating at the speed of a malfunctioning texting machine.
And Vito and I clicked incredibly quickly.
There wasn't this awkward period where we didn't know what to say.
We just...
Talked.
And talked.
And talked.
And talked some more.
It felt ridiculously natural.
We started complimenting each other.
Then flirting.
Then making assumptions about each other.
Then rambling about absolutely everything.
There was no shortage of conversation.
By the time I went to Montenegro from April 26th to May 1st, I was sending him and Sophia selfies constantly because somehow I had gained an absurd amount of confidence.
And somewhere during all that talking, I developed a huge crush on him.
I was physically attracted to him.
Very physically attracted.
He fit my taste in men almost perfectly.
Niko Bellic also happens to fit that category, which probably says enough about my taste.
But there was something else happening too.
I was becoming attached to him.
Not just the aesthetic.
Not just the character I had initially found interesting.
The person I was actually talking to.
Many months of talking
For roughly many months, we talked nonstop.
There were conversations that seemed to have no beginning or ending.
We could jump from one subject to another and somehow spend hours there.
There was flirting.
There were compliments.
There were assumptions.
There were jokes.
There were conversations that became unexpectedly serious.
There was this strange feeling that we'd known each other much longer than we actually had.
And the funniest part?
Neither of us could have predicted where it was going.
At that point, there was no wedding.
No apartment.
No shared home.
No bank job.
No Mr. & Mrs. Scaletta.
Just two people talking.
August 31, 2025: Empire Bay
On August 31st, just one week after I turned eighteen, I moved to Joe Barbaro's place in Empire Bay.
And by then, the relationship between Vito and me had become something neither of us could really pretend wasn't there.
We were circling around it.
Waiting.
Flirting.
Being obvious without actually saying the obvious thing.
Then came September 16th.
I was at the house when I heard rocks hitting my window.
I looked down.
Vito was standing there.
Holding flowers.
Flowers he'd picked from his mother's garden.
And he had two movie tickets.
He wanted to take me to the movies.
So we went.
We watched Scream (1996).
And then we went home.
Nothing officially changed that night.
But something was definitely different.
Two days later, everything changed.
September 18, 2025: The day we became us
We went out for pizza.
He ordered us a large capricciosa.
Afterward, we walked around the city.
It wasn't some enormous cinematic declaration.
There wasn't a marching band.
There wasn't a billboard.
There wasn't a helicopter flying overhead spelling out my name.
It was subtle.
He dropped hints.
And eventually, he asked me to be his girlfriend.
I said yes.
And that was it.
September 18th, 2025.
The day we officially became us.
The day that eventually became our anniversary.
The beginning of the relationship that would lead all the way here.
November 22, 2025: Living together
By November 22nd, Vito bought his own home.
A villa in Greenfield.
And we started living together.
That was when the relationship stopped being purely romantic and started becoming genuinely domestic.
We weren't just going on dates anymore.
We were sharing space.
Sharing routines.
Sharing ordinary mornings.
Sharing meals.
Arguing about stupid things.
Making up.
Watching things together.
Learning each other's habits.
Learning what the other person was like when tired.
When annoyed.
When sick.
When happy.
When stressed.
When neither of us wanted to do anything.
And that was important to me.
Because I think you learn the most about someone when nothing interesting is happening.
Anybody can look romantic during a perfect date.
It's the boring Tuesday mornings that tell you what a relationship actually feels like.
February 28, 2026: Engaged
On February 28th, we got engaged.
And suddenly the future wasn't hypothetical anymore.
It had a date attached to it.
A direction.
A shared plan.
We were going to become husband and wife.
During our engagement, we had one of my favorite conversations.
We had a lazy morning.
We weren't doing anything particularly exciting.
We were just talking.
And Vito started talking about us.
Really talking.
He told me how much he loved me.
Not just in some grand romantic sense.
He talked about tiny things.
The way I laugh.
The way my nose scrunches when he kisses it.
My messy hair on the pillow.
The way I concentrate.
The way I get dramatic over video games.
The way I steal blankets.
The weird little dance we do while cooking.
My music.
My art.
The pigeons I take pictures of.
The way I get passionate about things he doesn't understand.
The way I defend the things I love.
The way I remember his coffee order.
The way I help him when he has nightmares.
The way I look at him when he's struggling.
The things nobody else would notice.
And then he told me something that mattered more than all the grand declarations.
He told me that I was his home.
Not because I was perfect.
Not because we never fought.
Not because life had suddenly become easy.
But because I was the place where he could finally breathe.
That conversation stayed with me.
Because that is probably the best description of our relationship.
Home.
July 2026: Leaving Empire Bay
Then came the biggest change of all.
Vito was done with the mob.
Not temporarily.
Not because he was hiding.
Not because he was waiting for the next opportunity.
Done.
He had spent years doing what other people expected him to do.
The Vinci family.
The Clementes.
Falcone.
The Commission.
Wars that weren't his.
Enemies that weren't originally his.
Friends buried because of a life he had never really been able to escape.
And eventually, after Carlo Falcone's death, something in him finally clicked.
He didn't want another promotion.
Another envelope of cash.
Another gun.
Another body.
Another night wondering who would come after him next.
He wanted to go home.
He wanted a life.
So on July 5th, he wrote to Leo Galante.
He told him he was leaving.
Not because he was running.
Because he was finished.
He told Leo:
"I've got something worth more than respect on the street. I've got her."
And that was the heart of it.
I never asked him to leave the life.
I never gave him an ultimatum.
I never said:
"Choose me or choose the mob."
He made that decision himself.
He wanted to become someone who could grow old beside me.
Someone who came home carrying groceries instead of a pistol.
Someone whose biggest argument was what to make for dinner.
Someone who could finally discover what peace felt like.
And so we left Empire Bay.
July 6, 2026: Liberty City
On July 6th, we moved to Liberty City.
BOABO.
Creek Street.
Apartment 204.
Second floor.
A few metres from the Navy Yard.
And somehow this became our new home.
Our landlord is Giuseppe Palminteri.
Yes.
That Giuseppe.
The Sicilian arms dealer, master safecracker, counterfeiter and legendary forger from Empire Bay.
Apparently even professional criminals eventually decide property management is a better retirement plan.
And our new apartment is right next to Joe.
Apartment 206.
Because apparently neither Vito nor Joe can escape each other even after leaving the mob.
Joe also quit.
He now works as a manager at Honkers Gentleman's Club over in Alderney.
Vito, meanwhile, got a job at the Bank of Liberty in Algonquin.
Yes.
The Bank of Liberty.
The same bank involved in the Three Leaf Clover robbery.
The same bank Niko Bellic and the McReary brothers robbed in 2008.
The same place where the vault exploded, Eugene Reaper got shot (with the inclusion of Saint Michael), Derrick McReary used C4, Niko came out carrying bags of money, and the entire thing turned into a police shootout.
And now Vito Scaletta works there.
In a tie.
At a desk.
Handling paperwork.
Life has jokes.
Very specific jokes.
July 11, 2026: Mr. & Mrs. Scaletta
Five days after moving to Liberty City, we got married.
July 11th, 2026.
After everything we'd been through.
We became husband and wife.
Not boyfriend and girlfriend.
Not fiancés.
Not maybe someday.
Husband and wife.
Mr. & Mrs. Scaletta.
And honestly, there is something beautiful about the fact that the man who spent years living a life built around survival eventually chose a life built around coming home.
And now we're here.
Today, we live together in BOABO.
Apartment 204.
Joe is in 206.
Vito works at the Bank of Liberty.
I have my life, my interests, my art, my music, my routines.
He has his work.
And somehow the former mobster's biggest domestic priorities are now things like dinner, coffee, remembering my habits, taking care of me when I'm sick, and coming home to his wife.
It's almost absurd.
And I love it.
Because this isn't the story of two people who never struggled.
It's not a story where everything was magically perfect from day one.
It isn't a soft romance.
It's a:
"We learned each other the hard way and still didn't let go."
kind of relationship.
There have been loud moments.
Quiet moments.
Arguments.
Reconciliation.
Bad timing.
Good timing.
Ridiculous situations.
Serious conversations.
Stupid fights over stupid things.
Long talks at ridiculous hours.
And a lot of ordinary days that somehow became some of my favorite memories.
The strangest part?
Sometimes I think about December 2024.
That church.
That confession.
That tiny glance.
I looked at him for maybe 0.1 seconds.
He looked at me for 1.4 seconds.
His mother caught him.
"VITO!"
"MAMA!"
And then we both walked away.
Neither of us knew.
I didn't know his name.
He didn't know mine.
I didn't know that I'd eventually find his profiles.
I didn't know I'd become obsessed with his aesthetic.
I didn't know I'd message him.
I didn't know he'd reply.
I didn't know we'd spend months talking.
I didn't know he'd throw rocks at my window with flowers in his hands.
I didn't know we'd watch Scream together.
I didn't know a pizza capricciosa would become part of our origin story.
I didn't know I'd say yes when he asked me to be his girlfriend.
I didn't know we'd live together.
I didn't know we'd get engaged.
I didn't know we'd leave Empire Bay.
I didn't know we'd move to Liberty City.
I didn't know I'd someday be writing the words:
Mr. & Mrs. Scaletta.
And yet here we are.
I think that's what makes the beginning so special.
It wasn't some huge moment.
It was tiny.
Almost meaningless.
A glance.
A mother noticing her son's wandering eyes.
A boy getting embarrassed.
A girl walking away.
And then life kept moving.
Months passed.
Other people came into our lives.
Some stayed.
Some didn't.
Some chapters hurt.
Some chapters changed us.
Some chapters were funny.
Some were ugly.
Some were beautiful.
But somehow, through all of that, our paths crossed again.
And this time, we actually talked.
From a stranger to my husband
That's the part I keep coming back to.
The man I saw at church wasn't immediately my person.
He was a stranger.
Then he became a profile I kept checking.
Then he became someone I messaged.
Then someone I talked to every day.
Then someone I had a crush on.
Then someone I trusted.
Then my boyfriend.
Then my roommate.
Then my fiancé.
And now?
My husband.
The progression sounds almost ridiculous when I write it out.
But living through it didn't feel ridiculous.
It felt natural.
One step at a time..
And Vito changed too.
The Vito I met isn't exactly the same man who lives with me now.
He had spent most of his life believing that toughness was survival.
That violence was sometimes unavoidable.
That loyalty meant owing people your entire life.
That you didn't simply walk away.
That men like him didn't get peaceful endings.
And then he fell in love.
Not in a way that magically erased his past.
But in a way that made him want something different.
He didn't suddenly become innocent.
He didn't forget what he'd done.
He didn't pretend the past didn't happen.
He simply decided he didn't want the rest of his life to look like it.
And I think that's more meaningful.
He spent years proving how hard he could be.
Eventually, he wanted to find out how peaceful he could become
Our life now
Our life isn't particularly glamorous.
And that's exactly why I love it.
Vito wakes up.
Gets ready for work.
Puts on his tie.
Goes to the bank.
Deals with customers.
Comes home.
And I get to hear the door open.
Sometimes he's tired.
Sometimes he's irritated.
Sometimes he has stories from work.
Sometimes he just wants dinner and a quiet evening.
Sometimes we talk for hours.
Sometimes we sit beside each other without saying much at all.
And sometimes we're absolute idiots.
That's marriage.
Not every day needs to be a movie.
Sometimes love is just knowing the other person's coffee order.
Sometimes it's making dinner.
Sometimes it's remembering something they said six months ago.
Sometimes it's holding hands in traffic.
Sometimes it's letting them sleep.
Sometimes it's taking care of them when they're sick.
Sometimes it's arguing about pizza toppings and eventually making peace over garlic bread.
Sometimes it's being there when the other person has nightmares.
Sometimes it's washing blood out of their clothes and reminding them they're still human.
Sometimes it's sitting on the couch while some random television show plays and realizing neither of you has actually watched the last twenty minutes because you've been staring at each other.
Sometimes it's just coming home.
"..Cause in my opinion...white tulip is the saddest flower of all.."
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Making a Paulie animatic right now to the song Grace Kelly because bro was struggling omg
Ts is gonna take ages cuz of college but still AH hope the mafia community is still alive <3 let me know
WHY NOBODY TALKS ABOUT JOE BARBARO LOOKING EXACTLY LIKE AL CAPONE?!?!

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Wise Vitoes lol
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proud of this drawing! but i don’t know how well i can replicate it again since it’s quite difficult for me to replicate my art style 🥹💙
+ my favourite outfit 🤎