#maevelyaps

daily reminder to always take leaks with a grain of salt bc twitter convinced me katseye's internet girl was going to be the worst song of the year & i already have it on repeat

holy shit wait i have free will (and chocolate chips) i can just go make some chocolate chip cookies as a consolation prize to myself for not dying today

not going to elaborate on this at all but i'm at least mildly certain i was hexed by the wife of my ex-coworker who got fired earlier this week

was not half as productive as i wanted to be this weekend but i did find out i still might be able to get out of jury duty on a technicality so there’s that

i've been at work for half an hour & am already ready to go home

edited short form video for the first time in like 2 months it's a christmas miracle

it’s 10 am & i haven’t been fired but my laptop did already decide to shut itself off once today