#madnesss

First God made the universe and everything in it was cool and beautiful. After seeing his creation for millions of years, He got bored and with a boom He made man - all in his likeliness. Man not knowing His creation enjoyed life to his fullest satisfaction. Of course with lack of knowledge and wisdom. No competition, no future plans. Just eat drink, move about the earth with unlimited freedom. He found no difference between himself and the others in the animal kingdom. Guess what, God was disturbed by man's endless happiness and lost his happiness. He got crazy and thought for a while. He then created a very special animal, that had the qualities of a cat, rat, fox, a hidden beast like a lioness and a crooked nature of crocodile. He made sure that creatures was beautiful and pleasing to man. The creation was called the woman. And you can all that * _. Man got attracted to her. God began to smile again. Days went on, all animals slowly began to draw away from man. Man without realising that grew closer to woman. Slowly he was doing everything according to her wishes. Man was getting busier fulfilling her wishes. Eventually animals began studying man and his woman. Soon they noted it was different- the woman and her man. They liked it and started their journey. All animals mated and spread across the world.

All never knew what they were. Soon each one was developing each others characters. Man who once wandered with other animals began to notice all of them in his woman. When she was loving she would be purring like a cat, when happy she would be dancing like a peahen but when hungry she would roar like a beast. Man slowly realised what happened and stared growing older. He learnt what changed his life. He also learnt that he could never get back the lost happiness. He learnt he was created by one called God who forged his fate. For the first time he was really sad. God looked at him with a smile feeling proud that man knew Him now. Man saw God and cried,"look what is going on. No animals is happy after the woman who you created. You were wrong that I am like you. I am only your creation. You created the woman so beautiful but added too many features. So many features that no animals can think of. Too much envy spread among animals too. All of us now know we are different and troubled. There is some stressful understanding of plain life you created which is now too complicated to fathom. From today, we all know you are the craziest and maddest only because of the extra features you added in my woman."

God had no words and said, "Ok"

Baird: When did I have time to build this? This is what I do. I sit here making stuff you guys don’t appreciate and inevitably break.

Me: I appreciate you Baird...

Baird: Ahhhh...

Del: Okay so what’s different about him?

Baird: Whole new range of behaviours, improved scanning, augmented combat and support modules. He’s literally one of a kind.

Del: Mhm, and?

Baird: And he’s all yours.

Me: Awww thanks Baird. I love you. Hey Jack!

Jack: Beep. Beep.

These things have an ~10 year lifetime.

Our lives have become a hellscape of

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