#madnesses combat

The Auditor Is a Very, Very busy man. Because of how Nevada is already along with; having to put so much effort into the Nevadian Scourge that evades his grasp, Maintain eyes on the Clown and Jesus wannabe, Look over his men and whatever the fucks going on in Nexus- He's got a lot on his plate. But he'll always make time for you.

If he can't find any time for you during the day, expect it at night when you feel him slip into the bed next to you, gently pulling you close and muttering apologies for his absence to your sleeping form. He's nice and warm to hold onto, which ends up making him an excellent cuddle partner- you're sure to sleep well!

He takes your safety as a top priority. Any base you're located in is highly fortified- and he's got a zillion and one emergency plans set Incase Wimbleton does show up. Have you ever wanted an entire facility of agents as bodyguards? Well now you've got it! He... Genuinely doesn't consider this over the top- he can't help it, he's terrified of losing you to death... So he won't let death take you, not if he can help it.

I'm sorry to say he's not a very good cook, but he'll order the chefs in the cafeteria to make you things if you have specific cravings... At least the best they can with what they have in this wasteland. Do you like Pizza? They can do Pizza. That's why they have a lot of pizza parties.

Auditor has... A few hobbies. None that he'll openly share- he has a reputation thank you. But you? You get to See, as long as you don't gush about them in public or this fire man is going to sputter out in embarrassment. But he finds it soothing to work on his hobbies with you in his free time.

That being said, he adores any hobbies of yours. You draw? He keeps every drawing you've given him in protective sheets in a safe folder he keeps in his room. Paint? It's hung up on the wall. Sew? He'll be your model (just not in public unless its... On brand for his image. Can't walk around in a onesie, sorry). Sing? Anytime you sing to him it's a concert in his mind. Any show of your talents leaves him starstruck by a glimpse of goodness in this doomed hellscape.

Over all, your happiness is the one thing to make the Auditor happy. Your smile is infectious but he'll deny it if you point out it's spread to him, your laugh is enough to cure any foul moods caused by SQ or any other organizations, and your presence helps him feel more soothed than he has in ages. Anything you want he'll try to get- you're actually kind of spoiled. Perks of having an Employer for a partner!