Today, I got to know the true meaning of social distancing, self induced in a way, but I still choose to lay blame at the feet of a fiend( yes no mistake) named @ajaolode who 2 weeks ago sent us, a bag and half of kuli kuli .. ..authentic stuff, unlike what is obtainable here ..straight outta KD !
Anyway as we all have to be home ...mischievous minds coupled with individual body systems and how they react to different classes of food and the over riding need to stay healthy and so snack on protein like options is the scenario at hand
Flatulence with high sulphuric content without permission persistently escaped silently into the enclosed atmosphere
It serves me no purpose to count the days ..I have refused to accept that I am a prisoner I choose to imagine that I am indoors at will.. under no compulsion to remain, pretending to have won the lottery, so Wetin remain?
Three days running, a few close calls but a stern facial expression that only a Daddy can put on, was cover sufficient enough.. other times saved by the bell, a call out of no where *wink*
Alas! nothing lasts forever, not even corona ..I got busted and marched outside where I could do harm no more.. mandated to spend time alone ..I was allowed my phone and all but outside I had to remain till I literally ran out of " steam "
Extreme social distancing! Wife enforced ..daughter endorsed
I can only imagine the future at home.. every wrinkle of the nose will cause me a glance or two
What an unfair life, others will now run free for my innocence will forever be in doubt ..such is life ..but hey!..this too shall pass
