#maddy shitposts

fucking end me, this was from a 3am conversation with a discord friend and this would NOT leave my mind until I figured out lyrics. god dammit, i’m so sorry for this lmao

U Can't Dutch this U Can't Dutch this U Can't Dutch this 

My, my, my plans hits me so hard Makes me say "Oh my Lord" Thank you for blessing me With a mind too blind on Tahiti It feels good, when you went an’ shot her On that super dope boat from Blackwater And I insist as such And this is a beat, uh, you can't Dutch

I told you cowboy ( can't Dutch this) Yeah, that's how we livin’ and you know (can't Dutch this) Look at my fam, man (You can't Dutch this) Yo, let me bust them Dutchy lyrics (can't Dutch this)

Fresh new gang, advance   You gotta like that, now ya know you want a chance   So move, aim that gun And get an O’Driscoll on the damn run While they’re runnin’, hold on Bleed em a bit and let 'em know it's going on Like that, like that Colm’s on my shit list so follow em back Let 'em know, that you're too much And this is a gang, uh, you can't Dutch

Yo, I told you (can't Dutch this) Have some god damned faith, man! (can't Dutch this) Ha, sound the whistle, boat’s leavin’, Arthur!  (can't Dutch this)

Give me Sean, or Kieran A shallow grave, that's what I'm giving 'em Now, they stan You talkin’ about the Dutchy you talkin’ about a plan That's hype, and tight Faithless are sweating so pass them a wipe Or a book, to learn What's it gonna take in the 90's to go Out West? Legit Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know... U Can't Dutch this U Can't Dutch this Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Tahiti time!

Follow me, I had once said. If you can't trust Micah then you probably are dead Wave that money in the air Rob a few banks, and kill that Cornwall millionaire This is it, just one more score Saint Denis bank and we’re gonna need more! Sing, Camp Horseshoe   Just for a minute let's get that ring dang doo

Yeah... (can't Dutch this) Look, Arthur... (can't Dutch this) You better have faith, boy, because you know (can't Dutch this) I’m this close, smackin’ you(can't Dutch this)

Break it down! Stop, Tahiti time! U Can't Dutch this U Can't Dutch this U Can't Dutch this

Break it down! Stop, Tahiti time!

Every time they see me Pinkerton's just so hype Gang’s dyin on me but I still got some fight Now why would I ever stop doing this? With others making cash that just don't hit I've toured around the world, from Guarma to Lakay It's "Dutchy, go Dutchy, that’s him Dutchy, yo Dutchy" And the rest can go and play

Headcanon that sometimes Dutch and Hosea’s bickering over heist plannings can get so intensely heated that they need people to volunteer and mediate their discussions, preferably holding a firearm lmao. Karen volunteered this time

just imagining mom and dad fighting like  H- “We need to take the side exit and take the back road to escape!”

D- “Dammit Hosea I told you that won’t work with what I’m planning-”

H- “And without the side exit, your ‘planning’ will get us all killed!”

D- “Don’t even start on this again!” -click of loaded shotgun-

D- “....How about the balcony windows? Roof hopping?”