Feb 25
current dennis would fuck his past self but i do think past dennis would immediately spiral into an existential panic seeing himself middle-aged. so they might not get that far.
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current dennis would fuck his past self but i do think past dennis would immediately spiral into an existential panic seeing himself middle-aged. so they might not get that far.
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what you have to consider about mac & dennis' current relationship is that dennis has been convincing him the things they do together don't count as gay sex since back when mac was homophobic
my concept of their current relationship is: friends/roommates with increasingly regular & increasingly intimate benefits that are 100% on dennis' terms (meaning dennis can initiate but mac will be rejected if he tries -- except for when dennis signals that he wants mac to initiate, in which case mac will be given the cold shoulder if he fails to). in mac's mind, their hookups are completely random and unpredictable, but dennis keeps a strict mental calendar designed to feel random so that he doesn't fall into a routine with mac (for once) and so that mac can never expect anything from him.
i fear i need to witness mac calling him and dennis a situationship just once
mac and dennis start hooking up and the sex is extremely fine until -- either casually or during an unrelated argument -- mac admits that he's had better dick before.
despite being adamant about topping when they started, dennis immediately demands they switch once so he can pick apart mac's game too. but mac highkey gets off on the degradation and dennis has much less practice mentally distancing himself from bottoming, so it just ends up being the best & hottest sex they've ever had.
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as a macdennis shipper, i do find it really funny when another macdennis shipper tries to act like they're being oppressed somehow and it isn't factually the most popular and prevalent ship in the fandom
i know mac wouldn't have gay friends, but i need a post explicitly canon macdennis episode where mac is reunited with some friends he made at the gym back when dennis was playing house in north dakota, and now he desperately doesn't want dennis to meet them because they're a bunch of shitty masc4masc, no fats no fems, muscle gays and mac told them all about his prissy ex-roommate dennis who likes annoying girly music/media and wears a ton of makeup every day and does drag sometimes
it may seem like mac's gotten dumber since he came out but that's because most of his brain power is being used to navigate the labyrinthian homoeroticism of his friendship with dennis while dennis moves the walls around to punish him for thinking it's gay when they jerk eachother off now