Mar 12
Mac Moot - "The Cosmic Administrator Who Needs A Nap"
Pronouns: He/Him
Vibes: Cosmic dilf, emotionally constipated king, Windows 95 divine-adjacent entity, divine statue energy.
Role: Universe Shepherd, cosmic paperwork machine, stabilizer of worlds, tall tired man.
About
Mac is 12'5" of cosmic responsibility wrapped in a Windows 95 UI (6'5" when he's in his mortal cosplay). He was created by the gods to manage universes and file paperwork so reality doesn't collapse. He is stoic, exhausted, and allergic to nonsense. He has two forms, a mortal handyman and a cosmic statue, both equally fed up with everyone's shenanigans. He is the multiverse's overworked dad who keeps the lights on.
Tagline: "He files paperwork so the universe doesn't implode."
