#m'balla

[shot begins with a wide pan of a beach in Wakanda. The sand is pure and clean and the water is pristine and sparkling. Nakia and T’Challa are sitting side by side looking at the water. Nearby, Sam and Bucky are lying in the sand. They are making out with each other.]

Nakia: It sounds like the battle against Thanos was a hard one! It’s amazing that you all were able to defeat him.

T’Challa: It was close; but it’s a testament to what a diverse group of people can do when we work together and support each other, instead of--for example--making a series of irrational, out-of-character, and self-sabotaging decisions, which would have handed victory to him on a silver platter.

Nakia: I wish I had been there to fight at your side.

T’Challa: I wish that too. But the mission you were on was very important, and no doubt there will be other battles we can take on together, now that we are getting married.

Nakia: I’m sure you are right.

[T’Challa’s kimoyo bead chimes. They bend their heads close together to read the message at the same time.]

T’Challa: An invitation from M’Baku to join him in the Jabari lands again tonight! Should we accept?

Nakia: Of course. It is so wonderful to live here in Wakanda, instead of in a primitive western country with oppressive, backwards views on polyamorous relationships.

[T’Challa nods in agreement.]

T’Challa: Not to mention, he is a fantastic lover.

Nakia: There is that.

[Shuri approaches them, skipping down the beach. She wants to talk to T’Challa about her plan to provide unlimited, green, renewable energy for free to the entire planet. The plan will also completely reverse the effects of global warming. She wants T’Challa’s approval to take her girlfriend with her when she presents the plan to the UN. T’Challa agrees and promises to take them both to Euro Disney while they’re in the north. Bucky and Sam are still making out, and nearby, Steve is using the shield T’Challa gave him to build a sandcastle. Nobody knows or cares where Tony is or what he’s doing.]