Apr 25, 2022
first impression of riddler (unmasked) is his inherent bitchlessness. his virginity is not found in his reproductive organs but rather on his entire body, like a stained glass window caricature of involuntary celibacy. and when i looked up paul dano i find out he's been married for about fifteen years. embarrassing. im so embarrassed for myself. imagine being such a good actor that you could flawlessly cosplay as both unmarried and unfuckable
#lux text#this isnt to drag paul dano's appearance btw#but reeves mustve have been dedicated that he had him be presented your frequent r/incel freak#dc#the batman 2022#the batman#batman#the riddler#riddler#edward nygma#edward nashton#eddie nygma#eddie nashton#ed nygma#paul dano#post script though if you find edward fuckable thats fine#this is just my silly irrelevant thought that doesnt intend to reference anybody else's opinion
