#luvticon

"what ??" she asked, an eyeroll soon following, "i made myself a cup of coffee... — pretending to be in love with the idea of being alive..." solbin continued, as if she did not just say something that could potentially worry a relatively sane being. "i even made sure i did not stare at the knives sitting on the countertop today !! i'm serious about it !! i feel... decent. it's just a headache," wonder what ( or who !! ) could be the reason... "caffeine withdrawals are no joke, let me tell you !!" // @luvticon

"i don't have the time to go through your pokémon collection with you. again. how much could've changed since last night? don't tell me you went on ebay last night and spent your inheritance on shiny little cards..." / @luvticon

𐙚‧ "where is your childlike sense of wonder, bro?" / @luvticon

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍓 ⋅ ☆. "c-can you maybe... put the log down? i swear, i didn't know that the boat would capsize. i didn't mean to rock it, i didn't think you'd freak out like that! s-so maybe it's you... your fault too?" / @luvticon

"did you know the reason behind your internal body temperature rising when you're infected is not because the vessel's trying to get its shit together ??" oh, god... please do not continue speaking !! "it happens because viruses are using it to mine bit.coin, actually." there was a reason they never allowed themselves to speak up; the things that were coming out of their mouth were fully not... serious. but... could gian take themselves seriously ?? like, ever ?? their entire life was a fucking joke !! they had an excruciatingly grim backstory ( lore, if you will !! ) to back it up. // @luvticon

⊹˚. ♡ "you absolutely did not just refer to filling out your resume as filling out a "character sheet" for your "worksona"...? did i say that right? what are you even on half of the time to come up with stuff like this?" / @luvticon

⊹˚. ♡ "i don't know why you didn't take me seriously. i clearly told you that i have the addiction gene when you first messaged me, i don't know why you're acting so surprised that i'm vying for your attention nearly every second of the day!" / @luvticon

˖ ࣪ . 🧸 ࿐ ♡ ˚ .  "LISTEN, just because you ended up with mashed potato in your front lawn the same weekend you broke up with me doesn't mean it WAS me! you have no proof," stevie shifted to sit on top of her bag, hoping that the other didn't hear the rustle of the instant mash packet from beneath her. "so poor of you to go 'round blaming poor and defenceless women. you ought to be ashamed of yourself." / @luvticon