I can't think of a joke for Aniketos but i like snakes so i wanna know about them. 😅😂
He's 10ft long,
His tail has dark scales which contrast his soft pink magic. I hc that his tail alone weighs about 30lbs, so he's definitely a hardy boy.
His tail changes colors when he's agitated, from dark olive to black.
Much like the snake he is based on, despite the fact he could likely benchpress you easily and being larger, he's rather inoffensive and not likely to bite… unless you want him to. He's absolute sweetheart to be around and his flirting is occasionally cheesy on delivery. When it comes to the people he deems His, he's quick to jump to their defense, coil around them for comfort, and offer them his home-cooked meals.
He's fairly patient, but he still has limits on how much shit he can take before the temptation to squeeze the offender starts to rise. That being said, he grumbles at puns when he hears them, something along the lines of having heard them all before. But he does enjoy them, sort of. A little bit.
He's fond of collecting plants and breeding them. Whether he grows them for cooking or just the aesthetic appeal to him, it varies, but he loves them all the same.
Cooking is also a hobby, though he's not a 5 star chef. He can make edible food that actually tastes good, which is all he asks for.
He has fuzzy memories of another Monster raising him before Narcissus took over, one far bigger than him if he was forced to guess. He remembers his first time with another Monster, a kind Rabbit who taught him how to properly prepare a partner and use everything to cause them pleasure. It wasn't too long after that Aniketos met Athene (LL!Undyne), awed by the fiery member of the Royal Harem, and caught onto the idea of joining himself.
His biggest fears are losing his brother, never finding a mate willing to give him children, and accidentally crushing a partner.
