#lunchreview

You know when you think of something you want write, but then you are like I will write it down when I get to where I am going, but then you forget to write it down and then when it is time to write you forget what you wanted to write? That’s this right here.

You get two lunches for the price of one cause I am still remembering I started this up again, so here we go!

Yesterday, I had a burger called the BBQ Meso Burger. It was from the Me So Hungry Truck and came with a beef patty, cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and bbq sauce. 

The sauce was too sweet, even for me. Which is odd. I am the type of person who likes pineapple on my burgers, but not teriyaki sauce. That is too sweet for burgers as well. 

They were nice enough to give me an extra slice of bacon for my dog.

She did not deserve it.

She is a terror. 

Evil.

Her little black eyes burn with images of hellfire and demons tearing my flesh from my bones and the Dark Lord Satan shall rise again and all shall writhe in the pain of of the fire so hot it burns black!

Yalla is where I went today and all I have to say is Yalla suck at making humus.

Why didn’t I think to tell the crew I went to lunch with to go to Cava instead?

I’m so stupid. 

Stupid.

Stupid.

Stupid.

Ugh, I suck at life. 

I still live with a roommate and I’m over thirty. I should have a house by now. A job that pays more. A dog. 

Oh wait, I have a dog.

A dog who stares into my soul and rips it apart piece by piece and shares it with her brothers and sisters, the hounds of hell. The Dark Lord Satan shall rise from the ashes of the graves of the saints and your gods shall cower before

The office bestowed poke upon the masses today. I was nervous at first.

How would raw fish travel?

How long would it sit before arriving and after?

How sick will the office get?

Well, all fears were averted because not only did we get poke, but we also got poke servers from Nishi Poke.

We still lined up in line and we had not one but three very nice people to help scoop and plate (read put in a bowl) our poke. Everything was way more food safe than I expected.

We got to pick from various types of fish or as it is better known; three types of tuna, one salmon, and one shrimp. Lots and lots of toppings.

So, how did I have the nice people build my bowl?

White rice as the base, tuna, albacore, shrimp, pineapple, cucumber, edamame, crab meat (which is probably krab), seaweed salad, ponzu, spicy gochujang, crispy onion, furikake, and masago.

I am pretty proud of the creation. It was pretty, pretty, pretty tasty. Best part was the tuna (not the albacore, I would have said albacore, but I mean that sweet red flesh tuna) with pineapple and rice and crispy onions. The worst part was the crab meat. I don’t think I am too much of an imitation crab guy.

If I am at a sushi restaurant and there is a choice between a spicy tuna roll or a California roll I always go spicy tuna. Unless I know for certain they are using real crab.

Barnebys Lunch Review by Maddie and Catie.

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