🏡🌿 Welcome to the Cottage… Please Ignore the Slightly Judgmental Statue 👀✨ At first glance, this place looks like something straight out of a peaceful countryside dream. A charming little cottage, perfectly centered, with its slightly dramatic roof and symmetrical windows that seem to say, “Yes, we are cozy, but we also have standards.” 😌 The garden? Absolutely thriving. Soft purple flowers line…

🏡🌿 Welcome to the Cottage… Please Ignore the Slightly Judgmental Statue 👀✨ At first glance, this place looks like something straight out of a peaceful countryside dream. A charming little cottage, perfectly centered, with its slightly dramatic roof and symmetrical windows that seem to say, “Yes, we are cozy, but we also have standards.” 😌 The garden? Absolutely thriving. Soft purple flowers line…

🌀🌿 The Portal Said “Step In”… and I Probably Shouldn’t Have 🥚✨ It started with a walk. Just a normal, innocent walk through what looked like a peaceful enchanted garden. Flowers blooming, soft grass underfoot, a few whimsical details scattered around… you know, the kind of place where nothing unusual ever happens. 😌🌸 And then I saw it. The portal. 🌀 Glowing. Pulsing. Looking very confident about…