#lunarinheritance

     “ believe it or not , we’re on a schedule here ! “ well, the schedule more applied to the first two places they’d be going, since those were only reserved for so long, but still.            “ this is importaaaaant . “

“Quit ruining my boyfriend, he’s too innocent for this bullshit. This holiday was just supposed to be about naked flying babies and heart-shaped candy. He doesn’t deserve this.”

     “ Titan’s liquid cycle is methane and ethane , so like . . . it’s not really ‘water’ . but i g u e s s that's kind of like . . hypothetically like what pre-life earth c o u l d have been . “ because of course, the smartest one of the ‘pretty girl trio’ would know about space. why wouldn’t she? there’s a reason she’s effectively passing classes while spending a lot of time with her not-so-smart friends.

AJ was probably the cutest kid alive and nobody could tell Jasper otherwise. Honestly it was a shame kidnapping was illegal. Otherwise Jasper would scoop this little booger up right here and now and adopt him as his own.

     “ AJ ! “ loud voice carrying over to her friend, waving her arms from her position up on top of a platform, nearly teetering over to fall face first into the trampoline bellow. (going to a trampoline park was the best idea anybody’d had all week.)         “ check this out ! “ the moment she has his attention she’s turning around, leaning back until she’s falling, pushing herself down faster with the help of the wall. then she’s soaring back up, barely managing to pull herself back onto the platform.              a few brief moments and she’s turning around, arms pumping into the air, and a loud noise of victory escaping her throat.                 “ did you see that ? ! “

“Afterwards I’ll give you one of those sweet lemon drops you like so much… Now come on, open up~”

“You still got two really great camp counselors here though, that do their gosh-darned best to make you kiddos happy…. You’ll be okay.”