-discord squad let me give Luis the last name Martinez so there ya go my boy is officially named Luis Martinez
-he and Scott are in love I don’t make the rules
-Hope: this is my boyfriend Scott and Scott’s boyfriend Luis
-hope listening to Luis tell one of his long ass random stories: oh fuck I’m gonna fall for another dumbass
-listen in amatw when Luis and hope were in the van together and Luis was talking about wanting a suit, you can see how absolutely fond and smitten hope is for Luis
-scott and hope are morosexual (especially hope lmao)
-luis: and so I asked Javier if Sarah told James to tell him to tell that he needed this done because he knows I’m close with the antman and the wasp and you know what he said?
Hope already taking off her clothes: Luis you fucking idiot
-also sidebar kurt and dave? Boyfriends
-no one in these movies are straight no print just fax
-ava? Lesbian
-maggie? Thirsting over hope
-paxton? Huge ass crush on Scott
-cassie just has so many parents and she loves it (they all come to her soccer game)
-listen I’m not saying Luis, Scott, hope, Maggie, and Paxton are all in a relationship… but thats what I’m saying
-luis in the beginning probably more committed to Scott and hope (just based on how intimidated he was by Paxton in the first movie) but as time goes on he likes the calmer dates he has with Maggie and Paxton
-he likes cooking for them (usually stays with them when Scott and hope are off saving the world)
-basically Maggie likes cooking with Luis (she teaches him how to cook more than just breakfast and he helps her perfect the art of waffle making) and Paxton comes in super sleepy (he works late he’s a cop) and just smiles fondly at them as they flirt and bake
-paxton gets shit from the guys on the force for having 2 ex cons for boyfriends
“Really Paxton”
“They’re ex-cons, Matt, the only thing they’ve stolen recently is me and my wife’s hearts”
Collective groans
-meanwhile Maggie is always turning to hope Scott and Luis like “yeah these absolute bitches at the pta meeting-“ “honey please don’t call them that” “Jim they are anyway they stole my idea for the bake sale so can you-“ “they didn’t steal it, you told them, theres a difference” “jim please. Right so can you please steal their shit and ruin their part of the bake sale?”
-“Scott, hope, you guys can do that ant thing so please-“ “we do that for the world mags”
-“this is saving the world!”
-luis is already stealing the moms’ kitchen aid
-“luis!!” “What? It’s not a blender this time!!”
