#lucydonato

Okay here's a secret: I'm currently giving my dog ice cream. Nobody else knows this

what on god's green earth is going on here

come to the fire country we have . MILF

I once went to an acting workshop that was taught by the guy who played jerry russo and he told us about how he basically has a #squad of balding dad-boddish guys because they're always auditioning for the same roles and there was one time that he was up for a fast food commercial that had him doing a sexy short-shorts slow-mo carwash pin-up type thing and it came down to him and another guy and he didn't get it so he assumed that the other guy did and he called him to congratulate him and the other guy was like "I didn't get it I thought YOU got it" and so both of them were like "who the fuck got this part" and then MONTHS LATER he was watching tv and he saw Theeeeee Ad but they had chickened out and went with the cliche skinny female model angle instead and the moral of the story was that sometimes you won't get a part and it's not because you did anything wrong is because you weren't what the casting director wanted. Which is a very good lesson to learn HOWEVER I'm in a constant state of mourning for the burger commercials we could have had if executives weren't a bunch of fucking cowards

omg hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I missed you

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