I learnt the other day that powdered tomato is classified as a hazardous substance, because it's combustable if caked on surfaces and dispersed as a powder through the air. HEAR ME OUT - WHAT IF - what if Hiram's prison was not a prison at all, but a counterfeit Doritos factory (they did all wear orange!) that he then blew up using the power of powdered hydrocarbons for both tax purposes and to see Archie mine palladium, shirtless?
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17. What’s the best engagement/interaction/feedback you’ve received from someone who’s read your work?
i love and appreciate all (positive) forms of engagement and feedback, but when someone makes fanart of your fic? that is the BEST:
seance veronica by you! <3 <3 <3
bughead + toffee by @edgarsabandonedrocketship
this book cover by @stillhidden
these book covers by @sullypants
bughead on the ferris wheel by @gogenevieveart
high school dance bughead by @satelliteinasupernova
as a person with very little artistic talent, it is SO FUCKING COOL to see something you wrote brought to life visually. (i also really hope i am not forgetting any here - this is what i was able to find in my fanart tag!)
19. If you could write an ideal fic, what would it include?
it would be angsty and sexy and a little funny, with an open but hopeful ending. an idea that's been rolling around in my head for a long time is a murder mystery where archie is the deceased - because it would be a deeply personal mystery for jughead AND betty AND veronica. it would probably be set post-time jump, like his murder is the thing that draws them back to riverdale, because then there would be lots of angsty exes-to-lovers mess to explore with bughead (it's one of my absolute favorite tropes) as well as a lot to dig into with veronica. i've also thought of it as an alternative season 1, like archie is murdered while they're in high school instead of jason, but that almost feels like it would be too heavy, and you lose the personal angle for veronica.
the key problem here is that i cannot write plot. lolsob
A series of hair controlling thoughts snippets of: Betty (ponytail versus not), Chic (Charles Manson to dyed red for Penelope to his buzz cut), jughead and his mushroom hair and scunge moustache, Hiram and his seventies porn ‘stache, Archie being controlled by his red hair dye, Toni and dreads! Plus any others you can think of
Hi @Lucivar! Many thanks for this prompt—I used aspects of this and it ended up turning into a full story. I had way too much fun writing this one, lol.
P.S. Thank you to @raymondebidochonlifechoices, @imreallyloveleee and @thepointoftheneedle, who offered hairstyle suggestions for two of the characters. I ended up using several (applying some to different characters).
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Reggie Mantle and the Case of Revisionist Hair-Story
Summary: Reggie teams up with Jughead to investigate bizarre, out-of-character behavior on the part of their loved ones (and just about everyone else in the census-designated place known as Riverdale). Along the way, they enlist the help of Dr. Curdle, Jr. Can the tenacious trio set things right before they become irreversible?
Thanks so much for such a wild and awesome ride on this promptathon, it was so fun to be as creative and left of field as possible. Thanks for hosting and enabling!
thank YOU for contributing your incredible artwork and fic!!! the promptathon is nothing without creators. we're just happy to facilitate :)
Okay okay me again: Jughead is a yikes? Or monkey paw?
Oh ding ding ding, you found the last of the smut. Jughead is a yikes? is essentially Betty ogling Jughead but getting interrupted by a girl trying to do her a favor and telling her he's not worth it, and then Betty goes full, well, Betty about it, which is the part I'm stuck on, actually. monkey's paw is just...yeah, that's just porn. It's Betty and Jughead agreeing to sleep with Donna and Bret (respectively) after Bret and Donna escape prosecution for Jughead's murder, but it's like in one sitting, so it's kind of an orgy, except one where there is no mixture of three or more people that want to have sex as a unit. It's very much a weird power play, and idek how in character it is, but it is fun to write, because it's Bret and Donna getting what they want kind of, but, well, very much on Betty and Jughead's terms; it's called "monkey's paw" for a reason. It's actually supposed to be in the same series as the sex tape fic(s), with the whole thing being "you can (not) get what you want".
Anyway, excerpt time:
From Jughead is a yikes?
But Joani continues: “Two: I know he looks hot, but that personality...yikes.”
What.
“I’ve got a class with him, and let me warn you, he’s that guy.”
This bitch.
Jughead is not that guy. Jughead is insightful and thoughtful and witty, and anyone would be lucky to have him in their class. Bret was that guy, Joani clearly doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Really, what kind of idiot thinks someone as wonderful as Jughead is that guy?
(I'm sorry, Betty, but he is "that guy".)
monkey's paw (warning for smut):
Unable to tear her eyes away from Betty, Donna hears rather than sees Bret choking on Jughead’s cock, the gagging noises that are accompanied by Bret’s own moans.
Jughead doesn’t make a sound.
Unfortunately removing her hand, Betty gets up and strides over, her heels click-clacking on the floor, and Donna follows her with her eyes. The confidence in Betty’s steps makes Donna’s clit throb, and her inability to do anything about it makes her twitch.
When Betty reaches Jughead, she rests her head on his shoulder and brings her wet fingers up to Jughead’s lips. As he takes them into his mouth, she asks, “Any better?”
Cock deep in Bret’s throat but no longer thrusting, Jughead is lost in sucking Betty’s fingers clean, eyes closed in concentration and moaning around them.
“Juggie, I asked you a question.”
Finally removing Betty’s fingers with a pop, Jughead licks his lips before replying, “No.” He snorts. “Not even a fraction as good as you were the first time. But then, that tongue of yours...you really have a gift.”
Now it’s Donna’s turn to gag.
The whole thing has an underlying cruelty to it, and it ends in one last blow (no pun intended) from Betty and Jughead against Bret and Donna. Betty and Jughead are going to enjoy themselves in terms of pure sex, but they’ll enjoy toying with and humiliating Bret and Donna more. It's such a mean fic, idk if I'd ever finish it, but it's fun to review every now and then, even if I don't add something to it.
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You don't have to send this on, but I'd love three random facts about you!
Since you, @jandjsalmon and @hobosbaby asked so nicely
1- I have nystagmus which basically is a vision condition in which my eyes make repetitive, uncontrolled movements. Like I can make my eyes vibrate for a period of time.
2- Once I jumped off my rooftop cus I thought I could fly and that the fall wasn’t going to do anything to me, it turns out that I dislocated my ankle and now my foot is a little twisted to the right. (I told this to @riverdalenerdlol and she said I have a deathly lifestyle)
3- I have a collection of digital ps4 (and ps5) games valued at $600 maybe a little more.
So I’m in love with your Hiram theory and how he’s such a petty lil fucker that he’s going around sabotaging Archie and Betty just so he can *finally* be invited to the ultimate varchie wedding and I’m here for it. This is my favourite theory ever because it’s so plausible and yet ridiculous. Anyway I adore it and I love your mind. Thank you for sharing your brilliance with us ❤️
shdhhshd hiram KNOWS what he wants and he IS going to get it.
you see that reggie said, “boss, you know this isn’t the endgame”, when hiram was complaining about him letting betty search the swamp, cause it’d distract her.
because reggie KNOWS what’s hiram endgame, which can obviously just be one thing.