Lucifer: *Gently taps table*
Dan: *Taps back*
Maze: What are they doing?
Chloe: Morse code.
Lucifer: *Aggressively taps table*
Dan: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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Lucifer: *Gently taps table*
Dan: *Taps back*
Maze: What are they doing?
Chloe: Morse code.
Lucifer: *Aggressively taps table*
Dan: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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Dan: Maze and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Lucifer: *Sighing* What did Maze do?
Dan: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Maze: Who wants a steering wheel?
Kidnapper, negotiating with Dan and Chloe: I have Lucifer. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed
Lucifer: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Kidnapper:
Lucifer: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Dan: LUCIFER STOP
Daniel: sweetheart, care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Lucifer: they're golden retrievers. they retrieve gold. i did this for us, my love.