#kritten

Yo can y’all imagine of Archie and Kritten met and became friends? They would be exchanging trauma stories like it’s a Pokémon card trade- 💀😭

Archie: Oh yeah! I was ignored and bullied my whole life and one day I got banished out of my tribe and then I was pretty much on my own until I got possessed by this glowing orb thingy and made a bunch of my former abusers/bully’s and villagers my slaves and servants. The orb brainwashed me so much in fact that my entire personality changed pretty much and I became evil and the one friend I ever had dropped me.

Kritten: Oh wow I’m so sorry! Well, I was the advisor of this big jerk named Bungas. He was sweet at first but being at the top got to his head and he started to get skeptical of me Becuase this one guy named Uggub that- let’s be honest probably had a crush on him- tried to get me out of my position by spreading lies about me to Bungus and it led to me getting kicked out of my bastion that I helped Bungus take over btw! Only for Uggub to find me, drag me back, and try to kill me! Yeah they tried to kill me a lot but all in all the story’s pretty funny to me! Haha!

Archie: Oh damn man that sucks- wanna go walk in the woods?