Diao Chan:Â An invitation to our high school reunion! Gee, that's odd, they didn't send one to you.
Lu Bu's Brain:Â This is it, Fengxian. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
Lu Bu: Diao Chan, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Diao Chan:Â Oh my God!
Lu Bu's Brain:Â No, the other secret.
Lu Bu: Diao Chan, I never graduated from high school.
Diao Chan:Â Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.












