Ok ladies, let me help you with how you should set up your New Years resolution:
β’ Stay to yourself: it's hard to do. but if you need a friend to talk to deadass just log into Tumblr β’ Mind your business: almost like staying to yourself but literally show no interest in anything or anybody. "Oh Gigi is pregnant? Cool idc" β’ Give these niggas NO pussy: if you need to fck, masturbate. β’ Be friendly but Don't: aka it's ok to be nice to other women but just know that bitch lowkey is jealous of you so make sure you don't get too close. β’ Give these niggas NO attention: "what's your number?" "I don't have a phone" β’ Get money: that speaks for itself. β’ Love yourself: aka do what makes YOU happy, if someone doesn't fuck with it, you don't fuck with them. Fuck them. β’ Don't text back: when you become to accessible, people don't like you. Let them miss you. β’ Go clubbing twice a month or none at all: it is not cute to be in every scene girl, sit down forreal. β’ Keep up: WITH YOURSELF. Not with the kardashians not with the next bitch. with yourself. β’ More guy friends: because bitches are real life haters. And please don't let your guy friend try to touch your vagina or else shoot that nigga. β’ Be inevitable: be for yourself. by yourself because nobody's gonna fuck with you like you fuck with you. β’ Less friends more associates: keep a good associate u can go to the clubs and parties with and when you go home deadass act like you never met them. The key is to never get too close. That bitch probably jealous of u anyway. β’ Buy yourself things: lots of things. fuck whoever said money doesn't bring happiness. But make sure u handled your PRIORITIES FIRST. Don't be a bum bitch. β’ Smoke less: it actually slows you down and there's too much money to be made, gotta stay alert. β’ Eat smart: it's all about portions. and if your a thick thick girl don't try and get skinny, if you like being fluffy be fluffy. Fuck what a boy thinks about you, they're gay anyway. β’ Meditate: on God it helps life. Take a walk. Sit on the beach at sunset. Sit on a rooftop and just smile. β’ Don't fight: don't even argue.. these hoes are ugly. they're trying to have you fight them to catch their ugliness. Don't fall for the trap. Just stare, laugh, shake your head and walk away. β’ Don't twerk: whatever you do leave that for the ratchets. They're your entertainment. β’ Indulge: have a glass of wine or 2. And Icecream because you deserve it. β’ PRAY and GIVE THANKS: every morning and every night. Even if life feels like it's shitty at times. It's an obstacle God wants you to conquer.
