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Hamster sized horses

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[Image Description: a 3 panel lineart comic of Linked Spirit. 1) Ordon, in his green tunic, lays with a picture of Imp Midna sticking her tounge out with an L hand sign in his hands. He sighs and sniffs, as Aror says "Pa. Papa. DAD" 2) Aror looks concerned and slightly frustrated, "Your eyeliner is running." 3) Ordon sits up and frames his hands on Aror's shoulders. Seriously, he says, "Don't fall in love with someone from another world. You'll never recover." Aror looks at him flatly, "...Pa. Everyone is from another world to me." Ordon replies "Damn." End ID]
and thus, Ordon decides to go finish his "return to the twilight realm" portal fixing project jkjk.....except lowkey its true.
(love that Ordon's pairing poll just reflects what his current situation is)
today's meme: stab/shoot first, ask questions later edition.... many stabby friends
The Pairing Poll was redone and Princess is more upset about the results than Hope, surprisingly or unsurprisingly XP
[Image description: a 2 panel line art cartoonish style of Linked Spirit. 1: Princess grabs a Gibdo by the bandages, shouting "Hell No! Not Again!" while Hope watches, cooing "love seeing women fight over me." 2: Hope leans, hands clasped, after Princess, who drags the Gibdo away by the food. "Jealous? Need a kiss?" he asks, eyes big and sparkling. Princess grumbles "I'm turning him into a frog myself." End ID]
Actually I need to make my own post about it.
The Links YouTube Channels:
Sky: wordless scenic travel videos, with titles like "100 placed to go in Skyloft you didn't know about" and "2 Hours of Clouds Lowfi" until it gets 3 semi-vlog (still wordless) updates "Guess What's Real! The Surface!", "Guess What's Real! Time Travel! Also: Note to Ghirahim (violent, viewers discretion advised)" and "ZELDA'S BACK" All information is imparted with the captions on various semi-relevant shots mostly taken by the Beetle.

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Hope made me do it:
Who is the Most Kissable Link
Hope :3 "perfect, of course"
Ordon "sure he's got the rugged thing but hes OLD"
Sky :/ "Ae acts too much like a grandpa sorry"
Glider "with THOSE eyes? It's like he's staring into your soul."
Rinku "I mean... The lip scar probably adds a nice Texture"
Smith "Too cute its impossible to consider"
Wind "...look. look.... I got nothing. whatever I (Hope) am still better"
Mouse "Pleaaaseeeee he's a PRINCE that's like. The Worst option possible"
Hero's Spirit "Ghost. That's all I gotta say."
"You thought there was a View Results? Excuse Me?" you have to vote for Hope now
[Image Description: Lineart of Linked Spirit's Forest and Bean on Epona. Forest is holding Epona's reigns, looking forward flatly, and Bean leans to the side, looking at him with a pensive frown. "Please drive safely" Bean says. "How about we stop talking for a little while." says Forest. Beside this is the meme panel from Mob Psycho with the same dialogue End ID]
I saw the original and I realized that Bean and Forest are basically that but age swapped. ...Kinda.
Ah the Link's got Tumblr again, smh can't have anything nice
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āļø smol-smithy Follow
NO WHY IS THE POLL A TIE. Why must I be doomed to share with these fools. This is nonsense.
āļø smol-smithy
Vi... Were you going to post behind our backs despite touting how "innane" it was and how it was "a waste of time"???
āļø smol-smithy
Hey why wasn't I included in the poll?
- Hero of Darkness
āļø smol-smithy
Shadow gtfo
āļø smol-smithy
how does Shadow know our password we changed it??
-Green
āļø smol-smithy
Passwords suck and so does Viofhhfksllkkkkkkkkkmmmnnnnnnfhkahf
š excuuuse-me
Vio did you legit strangle your Shadow and hit send on his joke anyway? Because that's beautiful.
#this whole situatuon #art really #can I have a turn with your magic sword when you're done I think it'd be funny #everyone deserves More of Me
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šø dont-look-at-me Follow
How do I get a real life girl to kiss me pls
š excuuuse-me
Please please please please please please please please please please please please plea-
šŖ¶ redwingskies Follow
Apparently you just have to visit her shop like 3 times idk I still don't understand it
š kingoftheseagull Follow
Give her some of your food, works every time.
š“ goatman4life Follow
You sir are thinking about seagulls again, not women.
šø dont-look-at-me
You dont know me. What if I want seagull advice too?
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š mouseman Follow
Best companion for adventures go!
ā³ļø forestchild Follow
Fairy
š¶ ocarina-macarina Follow
Fairy!!
š excuuuse-me
I legally can not say which is higher on the list because i will be strangled in my sleep but fairy & princess
šø dont-look-at-me Follow
Idk I keep accidentally having first dates via adventure so ig Girlfriend???
šŖ¶ redwingskies Follow
Sword & Bird
š“ goatman4life Follow
... Fairy
āļø smol-smithy Follow
I'd say myself but I found out that it sucks.
š kingoftheseagull Follow
The silly old man who slowly realizes he wants to adopt me over the course of the journey. Fairy is Very close second. Then seagulls.
āļø smol-smithy
Oh hey actually ^ same.
š train-life Follow
Ghost bestie
š³ wildflowerwastaken Follow
#wait same??? #ghost friends for life #or. Uh. Postlife? #sorry. Idk. #also how are all of you posting in the reblogs like... #id die #....I can make that joke I already died once so it's funny now #anyways the rest of you are so biased #the answer is always Ghost Bestie #not like they can die again! Haha #ha.
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š kingoftheseagull Follow
...omg what if the Hero of Time was turned into stone. I've seen it happen like twice and in totally different contexts so who knows. I mean can't come back to save the world if you're stone.
š¶ ocarina-macarina Follow
O-O
š“ goatman4life Follow
He did not Hope this helps
ā³ļø forestchild Follow
I did! Hope this helps
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š“ goatman4life Follow
My son just bit me and after crying about how he didn't mean to actually break skin and calming down enough to like, talk, he said "Why do you taste like dark fog and goat?"
And while I have an answer for the goat thing I'm ??? Concerned
ā³ļø forestchild Follow
I think you'd taste a lot like Black Boes, based on how you smell
š“ goatman4life Follow
Why are children assigning me Flavors? Why do you know what black boes taste like??? I'm the guy who bites things not you
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šŖ¶ redwingskies Follow
Why can't I pet anything on the surface. There's so many tiny cute creatures and they all either run away or want to kill me.
āļø smol-smithy Follow
When you're tiny and some giant comes at you with grabby hands what other options do you have?
š“ goatman4life Follow
OP go find a cucco, they'll love you
šø dont-look-at-me Follow
Dont do it they both want to run away from you and also want to kill you at the same time
šŖ¶ redwingskies Follow
They will love me like he promised I'm sure of it.