I was so FKIN late but here it is 🥹

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Season 6 has aired, season 7 speculation interviews have been written & with those 2 landmarks out of the way, the antis have once again bombarded the staff with hate messages.

This time: the target is mostly Lauren Montgomery. Calling her a white bitch, homophobic, racist & a liar while also demonizing Pidge for being “Lauren’s white fave”.

All because season 6 had no Keith & Lance interactions & had a lot of Allurance shiptease what with Lance canonically confessing (to the space mice) that he has romantic feelings for Allura. And an interview where Lauren said that Lance’s behavior prior to him treating Allura like a friend, his incessant flirting in s1-s2 was “creepy”. Antis also misread Lauren confirming Mixed Race Lance (something that 1/2 of them have been headcanoning for months) to be Lauren dismissing Lance.

The whole album of antis attacking Lauren can be seen here: https://imgur.com/a/Dlgmqgt

It’s time for yet ANOTHER Lord Pastel Lance News post. -shuffles papers-

This time, because one lone sheith shipper, @ omegakeith, used a chain blocker app (it automatically blocks all the followers of the people you blocked), antis started mass harassing & spamming them to block them directly.

And also calling omegakeith insults, threatening them, same old same old klanti stuff. (1, 2)

One even made an anti-sheith pride flag. (Yes, really).

And then because they realized that they couldn’t directly harass omegakeith (on account of being blocked), they made a bunch of fake sheith accounts with sheith icons & retweeted sheith art just to tweet “KLANCE IS CANON KING” at omegakeith.

And also a bunch of other random sheithers despite them having public accounts & not even using the chain blocker app.

So what have we learned today? Stay in your lane, ignore the antis & they will come in by the literal HUNDREDS to harass you for doing so!

They won’t be satisfied until every sheith shipper has been sent at least 1 klance tweet & death threat! Shame on you for trying to avoid them & minding your own business! You’re the loser for blocking all of us in the first place! (Even though omegakeith merely used an app that autoblocks & did NOT spend hours going through thousands of anti accounts to block them - but then again, did you really think that antis could possibly comprehend what apps do?)

This is the long LONG saga of how vldflops (a hate group of antis on Instagram that attacks children, attacks cosplayers, reposts & steals fanart to mock it, reposts uncensored self-harm gore pictures for their underaged followers to see, reposts uncensored porn art for their underaged followers to see, etc.) & its mods harassed, lied to & belittled a group of shaladins who swiped one of their backup urls when vldflops was being deleted due to reports of repeatedly abusing Instagram’s ToS.

VLDflops had been making backup account after backup account after numerous people reported them for spam, harassment, art theft & violations of Instagram’s ToS. Usually the backup accounts would be named something like “vldflopps.v[insert number here]”. A group of shaladins swiped one of those predictable urls to create a positivity account instead.

So obviously, the mods of vldflops just HAD to attack them & sick their followers on them.

The mods of vldflops mentioned here are:

Sav/sdsxv

Oat/sprinklecoffee

Maddie & Sara (these are 2 different people)

Laila/shaladins

matthewholismydaddy69

& stinky_space_socks.

^Imgur links of the full convos are embedded in this post. Warnings for hypocrisy, cruelty, deliberate wrongful use of the term “pedophilia” & terrible things like “all shallies should be aborted”.

LORD PASTEL LANCE BREAKING NEWS POST!!!

A group of teenage antis (Vorgtron, the same group chat that harassed Neil Kaplan last week & tried to get him to break his NDA to confirm gay characters in VLD) decided to cyberbully & sexually harass a complete random stranger, (Karen Lance, a real estate agent), over her username @klance on twitter.

They called her an “ugly white bitch”, “middle aged”, said they would vore her, spammed her multiple times & demanded that she give them her username or they wouldn't stop.

One of the members, a white teenage girl, then posted a video claiming that Karen hadn't used the account since 2009 & therefore didn't see anything, that the account was dead & what they did was NOT harassment.

Later, the Vorgtron twitter account posted that Karen DID see them & actually CALLED THE COPS ON THEM. Keely, a member of Vorgtron, was actually forced by the police to call up Karen, apologize to her & write up a statement at the station.

@klance (Karen Lance) tweets (sexual harassment & cyberbullying) full album: https://imgur.com/a/FJcl7

Video “clarification” (excuses, dismissing & downplaying the harassment) original tweet: https://web.archive.org/web/20171101022818/https:/twitter.com/fireIordszuko/status/917750655401578496

Video downloaded & re-uploaded here (archive did not save it): https://huntypastellance.tumblr.com/private/167001453728/tumblr_oypy0vOwYo1w9f7aq

Vorgtron members admitting that she saw them & called the cops on them: https://web.archive.org/web/20171101024405/https:/twitter.com/vorgtron/status/917569238017167360

Congratulations, anti-community. It wasn’t bad enough that you didn’t care about charities or the homeless, but you had to drag actual fucking children into it.

So a 18 year old can’t consent to a relationship with a 25 year old, but asking a 9 year old “hey do you think your parents would be cool if I posted videos of you online?”, now that TOTALLY counts as consent!

In a crossover wanksplosion between the Overwatch fandom & the Voltron fandom, a Lancestan & Klanti by the name of Lynn, allegedly embezzled $1400 of the charity funds, meant to go to a charity for the LGBTQ+ in Japan (http://stonewalljapan.org/) & the homeless LGBTQ+ youth (https://truecolorsfund.org/) to buy Voltron stuff for an itabag along with personal expenses (this last one is unconfirmed & based solely on hearsay, the itabag is not). http://archive.is/ULpPY

She also kind of acted like a flake when artists asked about whether or not they could join the zine (gave them a “yes” & merch design ideas & then ghosted on them completely before turning them down).

The main details can be found on the mchanzone receipt blog. https://mchanzonereceipts.tumblr.com/ + http://archive.is/9Q2wb

and i also never said anything about it. obviously she doesn’t know what that means, since as an anti i still dont think “sexual assault” is a correct term for sheith, its more statutory rape if you’re going to put it into that category w the age of consent. but of course she wouldn’t understand that, and i only laughed in the video bc i was taken aback by her knowledge of that word. regardless, i didn’t press the issue further because you’re right, i have no right to talk about that with a (2/)

a child im babysitting. so i just left it at that. look, i understand if you’re upset by it because you’re a shaladin but you’re making me seem like some huge monster. voltron is literally made for kids their age, and the term “force” was a joke. we’ve watched it together before, and they only protested bc they’re stubborn but they actually rlly enjoyed it after i showed them more. the point i was making about them being mature was in response to someone saying “she’s only 9 she shouldn’t be(3/)

watching voltron” which i disagreed with because both of the girls are mature for their age and can understand it. the only reason they thought it was confusing was bc when we watched episode 1 we were making cookies and they werent paying attention the whole time. i would appreciate if you would take down your posts or at least remove some things because in no way did i force them to talk about sex or bring it up in the first place. thank you.

ps, you have no proof that i fed anyone lines about sexual assault and i promise you i DID NOT. the kid’s parents let them watch a lot of older shows and they have older sibblings and thats how they know about it im guessing. i was surprised to but please don’t accuse me of feeding them lines about sexual assault because thats absolutely disgusting and you have no proof of that

do you exist purely to ignore people’s apologies? Bc my friend the one y'all keep talking about from Twitter, yeah she’s apologized multiple times so could y'all maybe just leave her alone? Bc she had literally 0 intentions for what happened to happen and the fact you all ignore her constant apologies here y'all are being petty and I’m honestly sick of it. Grow the FUCK up y'all she’s a minor too CHRIST. You think it’s ok to harass a minor? Bc if so y'all are even worse than my abuser lmao :/ 

Okay, I’m going to answer this seriously & without the whole “We, the Great & Glorious Lord Pastel Lance” schtick even though I don’t think you actually deserve it. I’m just trying to prove my point here.

> If you were so shocked that a 9 year old said the phrase “sexual assault”, why did you POST IT ONLINE AS A VIDEO TWEET?

>Oh boohoo, you took it down. What, do you want a gold star for that? Well newsflash asshole, if you had bothered to read through my post, you’d know that someone archived your entire tweet thread before you took down the videos. So now there are PERMANENT screenshots of the kids’ faces that were put online WITHOUT PARENTAL PERMISSION because of YOU, you illiterate jackass.

> Why would you EVER laugh at a child, who you’ve claimed to know & babysat for YEARS, having ANY knowledge of what sexual assault is?

> Nice try deflecting dumbass, I’m a Klance shipper AND a Sheith shipper, not just some gross shallie.

> Again, you don’t MAKE kids like the stuff you like. My brothers don’t like Ben 10 after the first 5 minutes of showing them it, (& without me trying to convince them by telling them that gets “really good” later & spoiling shit for them), so I switch the channel to Paw Patrol or search up a Youtube about Minecraft for them instead. I don’t MAKE them continue to marathon Ben 10 with me. You are a shit babysitter.

> Why do you keep suddenly being surprised when people get mad at your own freaking words when you are the one leaving out information & context? 

> It’s still really creepy that you keep saying that the kids are “mature for their age”. That’s literally fucking pedo logic right there, I don’t care about the fucking context, that’s a skeevy thing to say about kids.

> Seriously, what the fuck is stopping you from using the phrase “they’re old enough to watch Voltron, see the TV rating for it?” That is literally so much less creepier.

> You can’t just fucking ASSUME that the kids learned the phrase “sexual assault” from watching TV shows for older kids! That is something you NEED to tell the parents about!

> And you’re not even worried about those older siblings casually talking about sexual assault in front of their baby siblings? At all? Bitch, there are some things that SHOULDN’T be talked about in front of kids!!

> Well, you’re right in that I don’t have actual proof. But given how you & your friends constantly lie & refuse to provide any proof, I don’t give a shit. At this rate, a freaking ANON comment is more trustworthy than your own words.

> Her apologies don’t mean SHIT because as I’ve pointed out before: they’re not real apologies. There was no notion to make amends, to promise to not do the same thing again, etc. Her apologies are HOLLOW. And, frankly, so are your’s. Especially with your friends commenting below about the “nasty shallies” forcing you to apologize. You didn’t “TECHNICALLY” do something wrong, you ACTUALLY did something wrong & fucking illegal, jackass!

> I don’t give a shit if she or you are minors. That doesn’t fucking excuse your behavior. You both can still be arrested or legally punished for this kind of crap.

> When you say shit like that, that I, some random asshole on the Internet documenting your own freaking words, am WORSE than your abuser…..

that just proves to me that you’ve never actually been abused before.

That you don’t give a shit about real abuse & don’t know what it’s like.

No abuse victim would ever make such a flippant comparison to their trauma like that.

You’re the one who’s sick here, not me.