"Okay I have to ask a few questions and one is what is with the goat horns? Is it so someone can hold onto something in the bedroom? I mean...are you the patron saint of goats? I was pretty sure that you're a god of mischief and not stubbornness."

— Promo above edited by me & original template by Mr. Insanity. Pfp found here. Dividers were made by me in Photopea (1080 x 40). Please don't repost, edit, claim as your own, etc. Thanks!

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"I have you know that I'm on my knees looking at you and trying to determine if I can climb you like a tree."

(OOC: Loki totally didn't kidnap Bucky for Steve I swear he had no part in any of this elaborate plan he's been talking about subtly for weeks I have no idea what you're talking about)

"Loki, you didn't have to get me anything. I'm really just happy to be with you," he looked over at the wiggling package and then back at Loki with a raised brow. "What did you get me anyways it seems to be moving?"