okay so i was on vacation and the only thing my brother was willing to watch on tv was the show •F•R•I•E•N•D•S•, this is my first impression of all the main characters (i probably watched 20 mins total)
the brunette one - seems like the only rational one at least compared to lotion lady so i thought it was like she’s the rational one? idk she’s probably my fav
the absolute child - he reminds me of andy from parks and rec but a little more mature, he seems pretty stupid and slow like he’s the one to go “……OH” at moments of realization and like if you took him to the store he’d be begging you for candy and toy dinos
lotion lady - the only one in the show i recognized because she is lotion lady. it was off putting how young she looks, however her voice and accent still reminded me of a mom. but i cant have her as mom friend that goes to the brunette one cuz this girl is delusional asf, seems too scared to do things normally so she will come up with random ass plans that are unnecessarily complicated and she will drag the brunette one into it too
the smart but tired one - he looks like the guy to say to the absolute child: “well NO SHIT” or like “YA THINK??” he seems like he would be very fed up with the rest of the •F•R•I•E•N•D•S•, the kinda guy to go “they’re lesbians, carl” (i think he did that once when the absolute child was reading a wlw book and thought it was hetero). another thing about him is that i thought his name was chandler and was very sad to find out that the brunette one doesn’t marry him (i only know they get married cuz i’ve seen things about how their wedding date is the same as peraltiago). i am very mad at the brunette one for choosing chandler over someone who seems at least a little smart, that said i think this guy is second fav character
the blonde one - seems to have a new mans every episode (both episodes i saw, there was a new mans). she also gives dumb blonde vibes just a bit. i will be very proud of her when she finally settles down with someone, hopefully someone academic to counter the dumb blonde vibes (idk if she is dumb blonde cuz i’ve only seen a little bit of the show)
chandler (the one i didn’t realize was part of the main cast) - yes fr i was watching and thought he was just like there for one episode or one bit but then he stayed and i was confused bc like why is this random guy part of the main cast?? i am actually kinda mad at the brunette one for choosing him, he literally has no traits that stuck out to me from watching like two episodes which means…
he just seems like he doesn’t add much to the show, if he went on vacation and his plane crashed i probably wouldn’t notice. another thing about him is that he looks unsettling. idk how to explain it but like, if there was a video of a camera gradually zooming in on his face, i would be very scared. i also have reason to believe he is an alien-made robot sent to spy on the •F•R•I•E•N•D•S•. the more i look at him the stranger he gets. i would not trust this man with my cat.
