#lostcndfound

A man entered the shop and then stopped. Tall, rugged-looking, built. It was just a little after lunch and the man already had a five o'clock shadow. Gray eyes momentarily came to rest on a random electronic doodad. Some sort of clock? He turned it over in his hand curiously but then put it back.

He had a knapsack slung over one shoulder. It didn't appear to be carrying much; he either had something to trade in or had come in with a shopping list in mind. He explored for a few moments and then, curiosity sated, he decided it was time for business.

Derward’s heart jolted joyously at the sound of his name and immediately he went in search of the caller. He had waited to be asked for almost as long as he had waited to extend himself to his proper 5’10’’ in the bottom of that infernal coffer to which he had once been banished.

In just a couple more of those ever eager steps, the accidental master and his reluctant servant would’ve went colliding into each other. As instructed, Derward held out his hands, for he would accept any present from the one who could make his sweet songbird real again. That alone was gift enough for Derward.

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The sudden wetness in his palms elicited a rare scowl from Dee and his eyes then beheld the outline of a small creature cloaked in death.

“ … What manner of hoax is this?” He took a deep breath in spite of the repugnant flavour of blood in the air. “Get rid of it—No. I shall see to it’s burial. But bring me no more like this one … ” For what felt like the first time since he’d known him, Derward turned his back to Fetch without the anticipation of being followed after.

" ... Alright, so it's a BIG scratch, and there was a lot of blood, but it is a scratch ... and, as you can see, Laurie, I'm still standing." Gilmary gave a wearied smile and unlocked the door to his office, letting Laurie go in before him. Truth be told, he wasn't feeling up to working today but he kept the appointment due to ... wanting to see Laurie. He wouldn't admit to it readily, of course, but Mayhew was the first face he saw in his mind when things had started to go black.

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creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky … sentence starters

The nobleman set his jaw, making the grin he was on the verge of loosing more subtle.

⊱send me a fandom and i’ll tell you...⊰

am i familiar with it?

Yes! I've seen all the films, as well as the Clerks animated series. Mallrats is an all-time-favourite film of mine, and I think all the other films in the universe are hilarious in their own right! I like 'Vulgar', too, despite the series subject matter.

do i like the fandom itself?

I don't know what the fanbase is like; never talked to anyone that was into the films or even had seen any of them. I also don't come across fanworks related to the films, and I don't think I've ever seen any of the characters being written in the rpc either.

who’s my favorite character?

I have a mega crush on T.S. lol and I think Brodie is one of the funniest characters ever. I really like Randall from Clerks and its various instalments... Dante's personality is precious... Every performance across these films is brilliant!

if i had to choose, who would i roleplay? 

Probably T.S. I feel like he's the most mutable / versatile of the View Askew characters, in a way. Plus I just really wanna look at Jeremy's face ngl. I've considered both Randall (sadly, don't think I could do him justice) and T.S. as muses, multiple times.

My OC, Jason, has Jason Lee / Brodie as his fc.