welcome to my list of alternative universes, which you will commonly see my refer to as “ au’s “ !
SOLAR SYSTEM [ au’s with designated plots, characters, & introductions ]
NEPTUNE: IM A LOSER BABY, SO WHY DONT YOU KILL ME AU
loser!chris sturniolo & mean girl!reader
⤷ he’s been in love with her forever, she doesn’t give two shits about him unless they’re having sex or he’s selling her next fix. but when her life begins to crumble around her and she starts to drag him down with her, she realizes that she truly does care and needs to let go of him until she can fix herself.
SATURN: I MISS YOU, COME HERE AU
ex boyfriend!chris sturniolo & “ sweetheart “ aka ex girlfriend!reader
⤷ they had quite literally ran into one another on her first day of university. he was all flashy smiles and soft charm, she was timid glances and words dying in her throat, and yet she stole his heart. despite her being apprehensive due to him being your typical frat-boy the two fell in love, and they were solid. until they weren’t. but her last year of school places them both in a complicated situation, and their feelings only make it worse.
VENUS: I DONT FUCK WITH YOU AU
ex situationship!matt sturniolo & “ darlin “ aka ex situationship!reader
⤷ the arguments between them are loud. the air between them is charged, tense, and thick. the sex? ten times worse. they can’t stand each other but their sexual chemistry is undeniable. they’ve definitely tag-teamed a bitch before. she’s slept with the girls he’s pursued before he could a few times before and will definitely do it again. he hates her voice but loves her mouth. she hates his face but loves the way it looks between her thighs. they claim they’d never date each other, but are standing ten toes down and ready to fight the second someone else wants one of them. they’re not good for one another, but they never claimed to be.
best friend!matt x “ trouble “ aka best friend!reader
best friend!chris x “ trouble “ aka best friend!reader
⤷ she wants her best friend in ways that friends shouldn’t want each other. he wants her just as bad but between bad decisions and barely restrained desire, they don’t realize what they’re doing is self sabotage. this is not a love triangle, each pairing is its own story and they do not interfere with one another.
CONSTELLATIONS [ au’s with no designated introductions or plots ]
⤷ LEO: wedding date!chris & former best friend!reader
⤷ CASSIOPEIA: single dad!chris & “ silver “ aka childhood best friend!reader
⤷ BIG DIPPER: dealer!chris & crybaby!reader
⤷ LITTLE DIPPER: dealer!matt & naive!reader
⤷ ORION’S BELT: best friend!chris & best friend!reader
⤷ ARIES: best friend!matt & “ babydoll “ aka best friend!reader
⤷ PHOENIX: psycho!chris & psycho!reader
⤷ VIRGO: psycho!matt
⤷ PEGASUS: drummer!chris
⤷ GEMINI: local bassist!matt & “ sonny “ aka bartender!reader
⤷ ANDROMEDA: producer!chris & best friend [ with benefits]!reader
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what was the last thing meangirl!reader and loser!chris fought about?
she kept pushing for an argument over the tiniest things and he felt cornered but he didn’t take the bait because fighting back would cause y/n’s fight or flight to kick in, and her brain has her constantly looking for a way out, especially because she feels that she doesn’t deserve chris’ love. instead, he stayed calm and reassured her that he was there to stay, that he would do better at doing his part around the apartment, and that he loved her, regardless of her past and how she treated him before.
what was the last text all your au readers received from chris/matt?
i’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me au [ loser!chris x mean girl!reader ]
from chris: hey baby i’m just on my way home from work and then we can go see your dad
context: her dad is sick with cancer in the hospital and they visit him every day [ this is part of the future timeline ]
i miss you come here [ ex boyfriend!chris x sweetheart aka ex girlfriend!reader ]
from aidan [ sweetheart’s current boyfriend ]: sorry i couldn’t help you move in, i really had to attend this mixer with my parents!
context: she just moved into her new dorm that she unfortunately shares with chris, and had hoped her boyfriend would be there on moving but he chose to attend a party with his parents.
i don’t fuck with you [ ex situationship!matt x darlin aka ex situationship!reader ]
from matt: can you fucking unblock my number already? [ sent on instagram but it’s hiding in her requests ]
context: he had the audacity to shave the slight beard he had growing.
call out my name [ gadget aka loser!matt x fidget aka academic weapon!reader ]
from gadget: you left one of your essay rough drafts here, can i drop it off?
context: this is after the voicemails post, and they’re currently not together and fidget has her own apartment now and matt’s looking for any reason to see her.
the sweetest consequence [ single dad!chris x tink aka former best friend!reader ]
from marylou: Hi sweetheart, I would love to sit for coffee again! What time tomorrow are you thinking?
context: silver has a monthly coffee date with marylou and has since the triplets moved away, and silver has a surprise coming her way next week.
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loser!chris bought mean girl!reader a bouquet of sunflowers and daisies because they’re both her favourites while taking her around to various pet shelters because she loves animals and enjoys spending time at pet shelters and loser!matt made academic weapon!reader a book bouquet with pages from her favourite books [ he didn’t rip them out or destroy copies of them ] and fake ghost orchids for valentine’s day!
