welcome to my list of alternative universes, which you will commonly see my refer to as “ au’s “ !
SOLAR SYSTEM [ au’s with designated plots, characters, & introductions ]
NEPTUNE: IM A LOSER BABY, SO WHY DONT YOU KILL ME AU
loser!chris sturniolo & mean girl!reader
⤷ he’s been in love with her forever, she doesn’t give two shits about him unless they’re having sex or he’s selling her next fix. but when her life begins to crumble around her and she starts to drag him down with her, she realizes that she truly does care and needs to let go of him until she can fix herself.
SATURN: I MISS YOU, COME HERE AU
ex boyfriend!chris sturniolo & “ sweetheart “ aka ex girlfriend!reader
⤷ they had quite literally ran into one another on her first day of university. he was all flashy smiles and soft charm, she was timid glances and words dying in her throat, and yet she stole his heart. despite her being apprehensive due to him being your typical frat-boy the two fell in love, and they were solid. until they weren’t. but her last year of school places them both in a complicated situation, and their feelings only make it worse.
VENUS: I DONT FUCK WITH YOU AU
ex situationship!matt sturniolo & “ darlin “ aka ex situationship!reader
⤷ the arguments between them are loud. the air between them is charged, tense, and thick. the sex? ten times worse. they can’t stand each other but their sexual chemistry is undeniable. they’ve definitely tag-teamed a bitch before. she’s slept with the girls he’s pursued before he could a few times before and will definitely do it again. he hates her voice but loves her mouth. she hates his face but loves the way it looks between her thighs. they claim they’d never date each other, but are standing ten toes down and ready to fight the second someone else wants one of them. they’re not good for one another, but they never claimed to be.
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✮ WELCOME TO & INTRODUCING THE “ SHUT UP MY MOM’S CALLING “ MASTERLIST
synopsis: in which, two strangers with a complicated history meet again, and one is so sure he’s gonna get it right this time, and the other can’t far enough away, scared to be hurt by him again.
✮ JUST WANNA REWIND, HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME [ MOODBOARDS & CHARACTER INTROS ]
✮ BARTENDER!READER !
✮ LOCAL BASSIST!MATT STURNIOLO !
✮ YOU GOT ME FEELIN’ SO LONELY [ TABLE OF CONTENTS ]
quick disc: each chapter will have a song title it beside, and each song is relevant to the chapter. UPDATES WILL BE SLOW !
✮ CHAPTER 0.01 [ CUPID’S CHOKEHOLD ]
✮ SO, BABY, BRING IT IN CLOSELY [ EXTRAS ]
✮ how hotel ugly started [ blurb ]
✮ when did matt start playing the bass [ blurb ]
✮ their first interaction after years apart [ blurb ]
✮ nate & chris’ roles in hotel ugly & why y/n is a bartender [ blurb ]
✮ their fav drinks [ blurb ]
✮ the meaning behind “ hotel ugly “ [ blurb ]
✮ hotel ugly’s overall vibe [ blurb ]
✮ the most recent update on what they’re up to [ blurb ]
✮ the singer, which bars they’re popular at, and the reader’s nickname [ blurb ]
leo. 25. goes by lucky. epitome of grumpy. ysl black opium. cat lover. sensitive. hopeless romantic. resting bitch face. red, silver, and black always. black hair. versace medusa aevitas platforms. vivienne westwood. parade sunglasses. angel numbers. emotional support stuffed bunnies. occasional cheetah prints. piercings. secret tattoos. alternative music enthusiast. star and saturn lover. no direct faceclaim. loud personality. soft spoken around those she’s comfortable with. actions > words. acts of service. lorelai gilmore & amelia shepherd apologist. longest standing current employee at knucklehead hollywood. vodka redbull girly til she dies. runs on redbulls and marlboro reds.
best paired with local bassist!matt !
best friends with sunshine!reader by @secretlocket
what is bassist! matt & bartender! reader’s first interaction like?? (also is bassist matt hot like emo! matt?? 🤭)
so this is a bit of a sneak peek but
you had just finished wiping down the entire bar after the band’s intermission had started, and you were a bit upset that you weren’t able to see or hear much, because from the small bit that you did manage to hear, the band sounded pretty decent. especially compared to local bands that had one good cover but couldn’t figure out how to properly tune their instruments between songs or sing on pitch that normally landed gigs at knucklehead. but as you were refilling pitchers of certain mixes, the bottles of syrups, all while also restocking the beer coolers, a familiar voice rang out from down the bar,
“can i order two cape codders please?” matt asks, causing your heart to start racing against your ribcage while simultaneously falling to the pit of your stomach. and all you could think is “when the fuck did he get here?”, “why is he here?”, and “why the fuck does he look so good?”, making you momentarily forget about the anger and hurt stemming from the night of your break up that you held against him. you refused to look his way as you nodded and started pouring the vodka into the glass, followed by the cranberry juice. as you slid the glass down the bar, you spoke up,
“that’ll be ten-fifty.” and he nods, fishing a twenty out of his wallet, placing it on the counter and muttering a soft comment about keeping the change. and you force yourself to keep your bubbling feelings and unresolved hurt beneath the surface, knowing that you wouldn’t have time to process as customers started flocking toward the bar yet again. but as the night went on, and the rush hour doubled, you couldn’t shake the feeling that he was watching you as you poured drinks left and right, and the idea of him keeping a close tab on you after years of radio silence left you feeling rather conflicted.
and yes he’s just as hot as emo!matt but emo!matt is def hotter
yes! the lead singer is matt’s closest friend outside of his brothers and nate, and his name is jaiden!
back home in boston, their go to is samba bar! in los angeles, its knucklehead hollywood!
yes, but only matt calls her this! her nickname is lucky, and matt calls her that because shes always been his lucky charm, so matt calls her that ironically but when they started dating, he doubled down on calling her that because he felt like the luckiest guy on earth.
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what are bassist!matt & bartender!reader doing rn??? wether they're together or seperate !!!!
right now, she’s waking up after getting off a shift that ended at three in the morning, she’s going to grab coffee and lunch with one of her close friends before heading to her afternoon lecture before going to work at six.
matt is currently on his way to los angeles, finally officially moving there after going back and forth to boston to play his favourite bar every time they asked. but he just played his last hometown gig and it was bittersweet.
they have no idea they’re going to run into each other again.
what are nate and chris in ugly hotel?? also why is y/n a bartender??
nate is the lead guitarist and chris is the drummer! as for y/n, it started as just a job to make enough for rent when she first moved to la for school, but then mixology and bartending became hobbies and well loved interests of hers, and she just kept doing it.
