Unbelievably, I’ve got a Larrie in my inbox saying that Larries would never say the disgusting things that they are very much saying. 

This Larrie says that it must have been a troll who linked the death of Eric Clapton’s young son to “babygate” ending, and that I posted it to “cause trouble”. 

The lengths they go to excuse themselves are truly astounding.

Meanwhile, here’s @theystudyrainbows with 63 notes - 

And @twopoppies’ vile tags on that post:

Yep, that’s right -she’s  saying “please@ God” in hopes that Louis is sending a coded message about a dead kid to Larries through his t-shirt.

@twopoppies, you sick fuck - what happened to you? How did you get this way??

And Lornasaurusex’s tags on the 1DDiscourseoftheday post, linking it to an earlier Larrie conspiracy theory that claims Harry tweeted on the day Freddie Tomlinson was born to send yet another coded message to Larries about a dead son. Cos that’s just the sort of people Larries are.

Oh, what’s that, Lorna? You don’t actually want Freddie to die? You just want Louis to pretend he’s dead. 

Oh, phew! For a second there I thought you were yet another sick fuck -