sHIP MeMES~~~~
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JEYA:
Who cooks: Neither of them, they eat frozen casseroles and fast food and sometimes their parents bring food by and sometimes Johnny canât eat the food Reyaâs parents cook cause itâs spicy and heâs even whiter than me
Laundry and other chores: They argued a LOT about this, eventually they just developed a system. They only do their own laundry and pick up their own messes and everything else they take turns over, but they STILL fight over whose turn it is.
How many children: Three! They had two and then kept trying for a third and it didnât happen until the other ones were teenagers and theyâd given up and then suddenly Reya was pregnant again.
Whoâs More Dominant: Reya obvs~
Favorite nonsexual activity: Bickering no wait that can be foreplay sometimes. Sparring no wait that too. Wait BOARD GAMES and card games and that kind of stuff, Reya gets super competitive.
Favorite place to be: Off-campus bc on-campus there always is the fear that someone will catch them in each otherâs dorms since itâs against the rules.
Any traditions: Johnny buying Reya sour straws
Song: Just the Girl by Clique Five.
Holidays: Idk just normal stuff I guess except Reya insists on decorating the tree with (fake) spider-webs.
First meeting: School orientation. Or possibly detention actually since annoying Logan is their shared hobby.
Pets: They have a golden retriever but sheâs not the brightest tool in the shed u feel. also they have a kitty and they like to use the web stuff to play with it.
What do they fight over: what DONâT they fight over
Do they go on vacations: Yes, sometimes together and at least once a year Reya goes on a vacation by herself, no Johnny or Eirys or anyone, she just goes off somewhere for about a week.
 LORISTAN:
Who cooks: Tristan usually
Who does the laundry and other chores: Lorna usually but sometimes she forgets and Tristan is too nice to remind her so he does it and then Lorna feels really bad so she tries to cook for him and it doesnât end well so instead they order pizza and she lets him choose what to watch on netflix (cause usually she chooses)
How many children: They had three right? Or four?
Whoâs more dominant: Lorna obvs
Favorite nonsexual activity: Lorna likes watching him play the piano and Tristan likes watching her dance. And also the netflix.
Favorite place to be: Alone because it never happens
Any traditions: i feel like they have one but i canât remember sghd
Song: Collide by Howie Day (also Fix You but thatâs a pretty universal otp song)
Holidays: They always spend it with Cole and Ethan and Drina and everyone
Honeymoon: Idk tbh I donât think they had one, there was too much going on
First meeting: Jaxâs classroom
Pets: Yeah they have a bat house in their backyard and didnât they also have a dog? I feel like they had a dog.
What do they fight over: They donât really fight tbh
Do they go on vacations: Maybe???
 SKANDAPHNE:
Who cooks: Skandar
Who does the laundry and other chores: Both!
How many children: Four I think?
Whoâs more dominant: Daphne of course~
Favorite nonsexual activity: Daphne likes sparring when she can convince Skandar to do it. Also strange science experiments.
Favorite place to be: Idk iâm not sure agsdhja
Any traditions: Idk if this is a tradition but they have that couch that people are allowed to write on and Lorna is constantly writing curse words on it
Song: Perfect Two by Auburn
Holidays: They visit Daphneâs dad around the Holidays but the spend the actual Holiday-Day with Skandarâs family and itâs always really big and fun
Honeymoon: Somewhere tropical I think and they saw a lot of cool fish.
First Meeting: The sparring room at school.
Pets: They should get a dog and also fish, Skandar wants fish and also a snake. They should get these things.
What do they fight over?: Idk I think any fights they had would be pretty one-sided, Skandarâs a pretty level-headed person. But I donât think they fight that often anyway.
Do they go on vacations: HELLA
 JULIAN:
Who cooks: Both of them!!
Who does the laundry and other chores: They both are supposed to but mostly Ian does because Juliet forgets, not like âoops i forgotâ but legitimately forgets and feels bad about it. But Ianâs used to doing it anyway so.
How many children: Idk but Iâm feeling three.
Whoâs more dominant: Ian but heâs not super dominant, heâs more dominant in the way that, you know when two people dance and one of them leads? Heâs that kind of dominant like gently dominant.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Paint wars
Favorite place to be: They have this park that they hang out at and itâs like their place. (This is also Miloganâs place and none of them know that both couples have the same place bc theyâre never there at the same time.)
Any Traditions: Paint wars again
Song: Uptown Girl lmao
Holidays: They spend them with Julietâs family and by extension Keelyâs family and Malcomâs family and itâs kinda awkward especially bc eventually Teagan starts coming and she brings Milo and itâs just strange but eventually it starts feeling normal. But eventually Ianâs family is repaired to the point that he wants to spend time with them too.
Honeymoon: Italy
First meeting: Oh gosh i donât remember
Pets: Whatever and however many pets Juliet wants while Ian grumbles about it but he cant deny her anything
What do they fight over?: Mostly their families, but itâs really really rare that that happens. Theyâre very careful to kind of understand where the other is coming from.
Do they go on vacations: If and when they have the money
 HOTCHELLE:
Who cooks: Elle, Hotch canât cook, his dad wouldnât let him bc he said it was âwomenâs work.â
Who does the laundry and other chores: Hotch does to make up for the cooking thing
How many children: Hotch already as Jack and then Hotchelle has at least one of their own eventually I think
Whoâs more dominant: Theyâre pretty equal but if I had to choose itâd probably be Elle
Favorite nonsexual activity: Board games and card games, they sit on the floor and play and its really cute okay
Favorite place to be: together
Any traditions: If thereâs ever a game or something or anything that divides them into teams, Hotchelle are always on a team together because they make a good team, they always have.
Song: The Riddle by Five for Fighting
Holidays: Spent with the team and their respective families. Hotch sometimes has Jack and sometimes doesnât and heâs always a little sad when he doesnât.
Honeymoon: A lake was involved
First meeting: On a hunt probably
Pets: Hotch has this. Thing about pets. He loves dogs but heâs really scared to have one for some reason?? iâll investigate and get back to you.
What do they fight over?: Just petty things mostly.
Do they go on vacations: Yeah, very often itâs nothing fancy, just a motel in a couple towns away so they can have some time to themselves.
