Nov 20, 2013
No dormir es la mejor manera de despertar
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No dormir es la mejor manera de despertar
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me: it's all good i have like a huge five pound block of it in the fridge
me: because i went to costco
me: and my mom told me i could get one thing
me: jill got a memory foam pillow but i got a five pound block of specialty cheese and i regret nothing
loreh: i love u so much for that
me: while i was buying it i whispered "i am gonna make such a huge shepards pie" while stroking it lovingly
loreh: OH MY GOD
loreh: i cant handle you stop the thing
me: A HUGE ONE
me: I JUST NEED TO FIND A GIANT POTATO
me: which i will get
me: at the next costco trip
loreh: JULIE STOP IT I CANT
loreh: STOP
loreh: LAUGHING
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LORENA
the bestest best friend that anyone could ever ask for
i'll love you until the oceans overflow enough to extinguish the stars
lol i rite dis on anon bcus i am 2 shi will u b mi valentine 4eva till i die???
no
becuz i promis 2 luv u 8eva
that’s twice as mor than 4eva
plus if you turn it on it’s side it is more encompassing of how much and how long i promise to love you
True Love
loreh: if there was no more jam in the world
loreh: and i used the last of it on my toast
loreh: i would scrape every bit off
loreh: and give it to you
me: and i would give back half
loreh: omfg ;~;
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me: holy shit at the end they show clips from that [emily blunt] interview and then clips from the next video interviewing katy perry and they look exactly the fucking same
lorena: LMAO I KNOW
me: and katy perry looks exactly like zooey
me: THERE IS ONLY ONE WHITE WOMAN FACE
lorena: AND ZOOEY LOOKS LIKE ALEXIS
lorena: AND THEIR FATHER HAS SOME SPLAINING 2 DO
me: AND THEN WE WILL HAIL HIM AS A GOD, FOR HE IS THE STARLET MAKER
stop wangsting on my posts.
says the woman wangsting in my ask box.
loreh and i explain shakespeare: romeo and juliet edition
loreh: i still dont understand how people cant see romeo and juliet as a tragedy and shakespeare taking the piss out of the whims of youth.
loreh: it was definitely not a romance
me: no it was the anti-romance
me: it's the Shakespearean equivalent to the Colbert Report
loreh: "and here we have some thick as shit teens thinking they're in love and shit but lol"
loreh: "spoiler alert"
loreh: "ur kids"
me: "they fuck all the shit up by NOT LISTENING AND THINKING THEY KNOW WHEN THEY DON'T"
me: "THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING"
me: "also mindless feuds are bad because it makes our children stupid. look. look at them. look at the stupids."