Mar 30, 2025
"I dont know who you are or why you keep being mean to me, but you need to be nice to me right now!"
Get this old man a drink! And i mean water!
Time for action, angst, long awaited reunions and surprises, yahoo!!
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"I dont know who you are or why you keep being mean to me, but you need to be nice to me right now!"
Get this old man a drink! And i mean water!
Time for action, angst, long awaited reunions and surprises, yahoo!!
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Henry facial expressions! (Without the flower band thingy)
Part 3
Pre-incident Viper.
Fun fact:
His full name is Finnegan Winslow, but he shortened it to Finn Winslow when he started his transition. He also used to hate his callsign because getting it caused him to run and do push-ups until puking.
when you're so mad at your friend you need to keep him alive at any cost because YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY NOT DONE TALKING
angsty canon divergent following events w/ ominis under the cut if you feel like it
the year is 2012. i am on a macbook in my college basement apartment staying up all night on tumblr and jacking it to destiel porn
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Charlie could you solo Santa in a 1v1?
"why you gotta put two bad bitches in a fight? have you no heart? have you no shame? who's to say, who's to know, but it certainly wouldn't be for show, curse you, curse you all tonight."
"anyway, it would be me, there is literarily no fight, I'm over powered, and I know it."
"Though, I wouldn't fight Santa, he's one of my poker buddies."
meanwhile in the north poll.
"Me vs ... HIM? ... HO HO OH NO! CRINGLE CRUNGLE FUCK THAT!"
"I'VE SEEN HIM DO UNSPEAKABLE UNJOLLY THINGS!"
"HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REINDEER'S HORNS TURN INTO SMALLER REINDEERS WITH THEIR OWN REINDEER HORNS, IN AN ENDLESS SCYLE GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER, ALL OF THEM ALIVE, AND SCREAMING?"
"HAVE YOU EVER WOKEN UP ALMOST DROWNING IN HOT CHOCOLATE, BECAUSE SOMEONE REPLACED ALL THE WATER IN YOUR HOUSE WITH IT?"
"HAVE YOU EVER, EVER, SEEN A MAN PRETEND TO BE A SLEIGH? AND ACUTALLY PULL IT OFF UNTILL THE END OF THE NIGHT WHERE HE REVEALS HE WAS THE SLAY ALL ALONG, AND HAS BEEN EATING ALL YOUR COAL?"
"I ONLY GO TO THOES POKER GAMES, BECAUSE I FEAR WHAT HAPPENS IF I DON'T!"
"oh also because I've acutally become friends with the easter bunny, and that slender man fellow."
"Doom Slayer ain't bad either."
Fuck Andolont and it's Thothian bitch ass. Scandinavia died in the Mudflood and your sorry ass still kept larping it up until 2057. You ran their empire into the ground in only a century and then you shat yourself because you couldn't handle the minorities you conquered because you had no friends. This is why you don't conquer anyone with even a smidgen of Nogri population. You aren't going to fucking survive with 80 billion fucking ethnic groups in you. You're the reason Olanorhukuh united and they were literally the Balkans imported to an island with natives already living on it. How do you be so fucking aggressive that you make the Balkan stop fighting each other and form a functioning state. You can't even keep your islands filled with frozen tundra under control. The Nuprru are kicking your ass with alien weaponry they found under the ice. You're going to be cut in half again. You're going to be an eighth of the empire you once were. Fuck Andolont, you're a shitty ass country. Mundaberria is way fucking cooler than you.
Basically Chell Being The Mom Of The Group: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2b8SS1wHnws
Chell's not a parent friend. She is a manager friend. Also her and Doug have a pretty good friendship against all odds. There's still an inherent need to prove each other to each other, but other than that they're both learning to chill it out a bit and have a positive (and playfully dramatic/sarcastic) relationship.
Also "Teddy" 's true name reveal ! His name is Haslim Nissid :)
(Btw Haslim is mending the tears in Henry's sweater in case you're wondering. He is the type of person who keeps a mending kit on themselves at all times.)