That Is The Question || Drabble
The fire burned high and Ariel and Mavros were bickering, yet again.
“I am merely saying that it would be better to not be in that situation,” Ariel said.
“One can only be so prudent when dealing with the gods,” Mavros said. “You would outright ignore a summons from Zeus himself? I’m not even certain that’s possible.”
Puck wandered into the conversation while watching the stars. Orion was chasing the Pleiades again, and he sought to escape the chill when he noticed the others’ conversation.
“What’s this about?” he asked.
“Paris’ Apple,” Mavros said. “Ariel has decided to take the path of ‘I’d rather not.’“
“Not deciding is a valid position,” Ariel said.
“Are you Socrates?” Mavros asked. “You remember what they did to him, right?”
“Neither of us are old enough to remember Socrates, and there is no right choice,” Ariel said.
“That’s not quite so,” Puck said.
“What do you mean?” Ariel asked. “No matter who was chosen, the other two would make your life miserable.”
Puck waved their hand, conjuring a golden fruit amidst bronze sparks. He lobbed it over to Ariel, who fumbled with it for a moment before holding it in his palm.
“I move the question,” Puck said. “What is thy choice?”
“I...” Ariel stared at the apple, turning it over a few times in his hand. “I suppose Athena. Wisdom, intelligence, crafting, strategy-- ‘tis a beauty that never ages nor fades.”
“Oh, please,” Mavros said, snatching the apple away from him. “It’s obviously Hera. There’s a reason she’s queen of the gods, and in any case, she mitigates the consequences. To earn her favor is no small feat, and even if Aphrodite withholds all love, marriage is Hera’s domain, and far more advantageous.”
“Exactly the words a parent wants to hear from their child,” Puck drawled. The apple flew out of Mavros’ hand and back to Puck’s. “You are both wrong, by the way.”
“Paris can’t have been right,” Mavros said.
“Of course he wasn’t, he was an idiot,” Puck said. “But at least he understood the question.”
“The apple was inscribed with ‘For the fairest’,” Ariel said. “Is it not a question of beauty?”
“The inscription was by Eris, who wanted to start a fight at a party,” Puck said. “While I understand her sentiment, that is not the question Paris was forced to answer.”
“It was about desire,” Mavros said. “The offerings of the goddesses.”
“Exactly,” Puck said. “And Paris was an idiot if he thought taking the wife of a Spartan king was a good idea. Ariel, thou chose with caution and wisdom, both things Athena would commend thee for, but I know thy heart’s desire and waging war is far from it.”
“Mavros, my son, as always thou art blinded by thine ambition,” Puck continued. “Thou art correct to value a blessing from Hera, but to think that love can be so divorced from marriage is unwise considering the path to the power thou doth seek.”
“And what is your choice?” he asked. “If all three are wrong, who can it be?”
“She who is at the heart of all.”
Puck threw the apple into the fire and the flames leaped and sparked.
“I choose Hestia,” he said.