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In an age of peace and prosperity, Valhalla redefines what it means to "die in combat".

I’ve only ever seen images and heard tales told of this mystical bread donning the name of both conurbation and confection

Aliens, in their quest to reach out to Earth, end up choosing a communication medium that's lost to time. Their decision, a result of deciphering old TV commercial transmissions, leads them to believe it's Earth's standard communicative tool. Their signals reach only a handful of these devices, now treasured by a small community of vintage tech enthusiasts and nostalgia seekers.