#looooosers

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Depends on land, but on the Siren’s Call, Isabela is always the first to rise

Who’s the one to make breakfast: Marian

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: When in Kirkwall, if Isabela is staying over for the night, Marian has Bodhan prepare breakfast in bed - it’s accompanied by Marian being a terribly romantic sop about it all

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Both, they’re terrible

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Lol they say it at the same time, jinx each other, and then lounge around the estate all day

Who chooses the movies: Isabela - she is the Captain after all

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Both

Who orders lunch: Both

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Isabela does it just to see how long she can get away with it before Marian notices

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Marian is literally a giant, hyperactive puppy, of course she does this when she finally wears herself out

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: What work?

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Marian, she loves ice cream

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Both

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Both

Who cooks dinner: Bodhan and Orana (sometimes Garrett, if he feels like cooking) - no one lets Marian and Isabela near the kitchen after their last attempt to cook because they made so much mess

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Neither

Who stays up until 2 reading: Both, and only if it’s a dirty book (which they then try to copy)

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Both

and it did this little dialogue thing on the menu screen of timon’s mum telling him and pumbaa to clean their room

their room

singular

guess what