#lookingforteddy

Alex and I want it back. We are willing to make trades. Well I will trade and Alex will do what I tell him. 

OH MY GOD YOU NEEDY BITCH!

I went to make a protien shake for post gym. I reblog your selfie now. 

God…

Get famous enough that I can go on Top Gear and talk to Jeremy Clarkson about my deep burning love of SAABs and then spin out on their track while it’s raining.

boom baby

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1. What is one of your favorite snack foods?

Cookies n' Creme chocolate bars. I will still be eating those things when I'm old and grey and should be watching my blood sugar. 2. Name something you’re really into but your friends aren’t.

I mean... I have so much in common with my friends I don't think there's really anything they're not as into as I am except maybe porn :/ and even that's up for debate.

3. If you were given an all-expenses-paid trip to somewhere for a week, where would you go?

I would go... come on Ruddy think, someplace new, exciting and expensive... Uhhhhhhhh how bout' the moon? Nobody said I had to stay on this planet :P 4. Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a kid? if so, what was it?

I had this giant, fluffy stuffed pikachu and I loved it but I don't think I have it anymore ;_; 5. Would you prefer the ability to see any point in the past, or randomly receive bits and pieces of information about the future?

I would rather get information about the future. But it also matters whether we're treating it as set in stone or as a future that you could potentially change... 6. Name a personality trait that annoys the fuck out of you.

About myself or in general? About myself I am very annoyed that I'm not more motivated with school work. In other people I am very annoyed by arrogance and people who think that they're better than others. 7. Do you have any celebrity crushes? If so, name up to five. Are there any you would have sex with right away if they asked?

*Pulls out giant scroll of names* Awww man only five??? Can we make it ten?

Colby Melvin

Tommy Heleringer

Lee Pace

Grant Gustin

Russell Tovey

Gale Harold

Steve Grand

Zachary Quinto

Colin O'Donoghue

Chris Evans

Are you kidding, ANY OF EM, I would disrobe at any time and place of their choosing. 8. What is one of your favorite scents?

Men and idk gasoline probably (this answer is meant to make you laugh but it's also kind of truuuuuu) 9. What song makes you want to dance like nobody is watching?

Moving In The Dark by Neon Trees. That song gets me UP, holy shit. 10. What is something about yourself that you are seriously trying to improve?

I really want to improve my long term goals and planning. If you asked me what I'd be doing in a year I have a vague idea but I couldn't really tell you for sure. I want to fix that.

11. What clothing do you prefer to sleep in, if any?

Just undies. I've tried sleeping naked and it's... well it's hard.

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And now some questions for y’all:

1. If you could bestow an extra set of functional arms on any person you know who would you give them to? You must choose someone and you can't choose yourself. 2. A doggie made you alphabet soup and managed to spell a word for you that will define your next month. What is the word? 3. Your car broke down halfway through a roadtrip cross country. I'm talkin one coast to the other. Your options are to either sell it immediately for 1 million dollars (no bullshit taxes on that) but you must get to your final destination on foot, or have it repaired and continue driving. 4. What is your favorite musical instrument to listen to? 5. If you could boost one skill you are only decent at to pro level what would it be? 6. Would you fight a dragon just to say you've done it? (If you do it, you'll probably get mad burned and shit fo LIFE but you won't die and there'll be pics of the whole thing on instagram) 7. What could someone wave in front of your face on a stick to lure you into a trap and succeed? 8.  Favorite place to kiss someone that isn't their lips? 9. You are at the mall with your friends and you decide to go into Build-a-butt workshop. Do you make your butt big or small? Jiggly or firm? Hairy or smooth? Imposing or adorable? What's your dream butt??? 10. You can pick a spot anywhere on your body about an inch in diameter and give that spot the flavor of any food you can imagine. Where do you put it and what flavor is it? 11. A creepy old lady with two noses bursts through your door and offers to turn your belly button into a high speed wifi hotspot that works anywhere but while you have it turned on you will make the loudest, stinkiest farts in your ENTIRE HEMISPHERE. DO YOU ACCEPT?

You people better do it this time only a few of you did my last one and I'm pretending to be bitter.

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