#looking back?

Brain: don't care, gunna tell you anyway. Remember that time when you went for a job interview and had to sit on a swivel chair and you couldn't stop fidgeting even though you were really aware that you were swivelling at quite some speed and it was like a visual representation of your anxiety and you got so distracted by it that you completely forgot the answers you prepared? AND the only successful part of the interview was when you had a lightbulb moment and proudly name dropped the founder of the company and the interviewers were clearly slightly shocked and impressed that this girl who couldn't even sit still had actually managed to do some research but then you ruined that little moment for yourself by FINGER GUNNING (for the first and last time in your life) AND SAYING "WIKEPEDIA, KIDS"