OK! THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! IāVE HAD IT WITH ALL YOU FRICKINā TROLLS AND ALL YOU FRICKINā HATERS AND ALL YOU FRICKIN SONIC FAN FRICKS. YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT RUINED SONIC FOR EVERYONE! CANT YOU SEE THAT? WHAT THE FRICK! ARE YOU GUYS DOING! ASKING FOR ALL THIS FRICKING GARBAGE- WHY DO WE NEED SONIC ADVENTURE 3? WHY DO WE NEED SONIC HEROES 3? WHY DO WE NEED ANITHR BOOST TO WIN TITLE? WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC 2006 SEQUEL? WHY DO WE NEED ALL THAT? CANT WE HAVE A 3D [ENVIRONMENT] CLASSIC SONIC GAME FOR CRYING OUT FRICKIN LOUD! YOU GUYS KILLED THE SONIC SERIES ALL YOU FRICKIN FAN FRICKS AND YOUR FRICKIN FANTASIES SPEWED OUT AT YOU BY FRICKIN POO MERCHANTS!!! IāM TIRED OF ALL YOU FRICKS! IāM SO FRICKIN MAD! IāM SO FRICKIN MAD- I MEAN, YOU GUYS- YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE ME LOSE MY MARBLES! WHY CANT YOU GUYS JUST ASK FOR A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! [THROWS CHAIR] IāM SURE NO SONIC FAN PREDICT- WOULD PREDICT- THAT THE ADVENTURE- THE ADVENTURE FANTASIZES WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING! [BREATHING HEAVILY] AND NOW- AND NOW I BET BY NOW THAT SEGA HAS GOT A FREAKIN SONIC ADVENTURE 3 IN DEVELOPMENT WITH SONIC TEAM BECAUSE YOU FRICKIN FRICKS CANāT EVER, BE QUENCHED. YOUR FANTASIES CANāT EVER BE QUENCHED- CAN THEY? YOU FRICKIN FRICKS. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN.. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!? YOU GUYS KEEP ON ASKING FOR SONIC ADVENTURE 3! YOUāRE RUINING THE SONIC SERIES- HASNāT IT ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH!?
AND ITāS STILL SUFFERING! WHAT THE FRICK! SEGA JUST CANāT PERFECT SONIC IN THE MODERN WORLD, CAN THEY? ALL āCUZ WE HAVE TO HAVE MODERN SONIC! WE HAVE TO HAVE THE MODERN CHARACTERS! WE HAVE TO HAVE WE HAVE TO HAVE AN ADVENTURE TITLE DONāT WE? ANOTHER ADVENTURE TITLE! AAAHHHH!!! YOU FRICKIN FRICKS! IāVE HAD IT! IāVE FRICKIN HAD IT! YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALY RUINED EVERYTHING! YOUāVE RUINED THE SONIC SERIES THE SONIC SERIES IS DEAD BECAUSE OF THE SONIC FANBASE I WILL FOREVER HATE THE SONIC FANBASE THEY RUINED EVERYTHING RUIN EVERYTHING! I HATE THE SONIC FANBASE! I! HATE āEM! [BREATHING] WHY IS THE SONIC FANBASE HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? WHYāS THE SONIC FANBASE HAVE TO BE SO NUMBSKULLED!? CANāT YOU GUYS FRICKINā ACCEPT, THAT WE NEED A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME!? HOLY FRICKINā FRICKS! HOLY FRICKINā FRICKS! WHY CANāT WE HAVE A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME? IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK? WHY CANāT WE HAVE A SONIC CD SEQUEL- OR A SONIC PREQUEL- OR, EVEN, A PROPER SONIC 4!? WHY CANāT WE HAVE THAT!? WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC ADVENTURE 3!?!? WHY DO WE NEED THAT?!? WHY!??! TELL ME! (GETS UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE TO THE CAMERA) TELL ME. TELL ME NOW! RAAH! CURSE YOU SONIC FRICKS! YOU GUYS RUINED IT! YOU RUINED IT AND YOUR FRICKIN FANTASIES YOUR ADVENTURE FANTASIES- LETāS SEE, OOH YEAH GIVE US A SONIC ADVENTURE 3, GIVE US TREASURE HUNTING- GIVE US SHOOTING- THATāS WHAT SONICāS ALL ABOUT, HUH!?!? RIGHT! RIGHT! SEGA, RIGHT! GIVE US FRICKINā MORE SONIC CLONES! YEAH, WE NEED MORE OF THOSE! AS IF SHADOW WASNāT ENOUGH- OR SILVER, OH WOH, WHILE YOUāRE AT IT, WHY NOT- WHY NOT FRICKINā GIVE US MORE DRAGON BALL Z SONIC DUELS! WEāLL NEED THAT HUH! WE ALL NEED THAT! WHY DONāT NEED CLASSIC SONIC RIGHT!?!? WROOONG!!
WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO RUIN IT WITH YOUR FANTASIES!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS- I MEAN, FOR MONTHS, IāVE BEEN GIVING EVERYONE MY IDEAS OF A 3D ENVIRONMENT SONIC GAME IN THE STYLE OF [SIDE 3 AND KNUCKLES] WHICH IS PERSONALLY THE BEST SONIC GAME! OKAY!? I MEAN- SEGA NEVER ACKNOWLEDGES [SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES]- IT MAKES ME SO MAD! I MEAN, WHY DOESNāT THAT GAME GET ATTENTION EVEN SONIC CD DOES! THIS MAKES ME SO FRICKINā MAD, YOU SONIC FANS HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING WITH YOUR ADVENTURE FANTASIES! HOLY FRICK! OH, GIVE US SONIC ADVENTURE 3, GIVE US SONIC HEROES 2, GIVE US SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG 2, GIVE US SONIC 2006 2! SONIC 2006 SEQUEL, YEAH, GIVE US MORE BOOST TO WIN. YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY ASKING FOR MORE BOOST TO WIN- OH YEAH, FRICK [SONIC LAWS RULE] GIVE US MORE BOOST TO WINā NO!!
YOU FRICKINā FRICKS! YOU GUYS HAD TO RUIN IT! YOU GUYS HAD TO RUIN IT! WHY!? WHY, WHY!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? WHY? WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY? YOU SONIC FANS, THE SONIC FANBASE JUST GOT ME FRICKINā WORKED UP! ALL āCUZ THEY CANāT GIVE US SOMETHING ACTUALLY ACCEPTABLE! JUST WHAT THE FRICK, WAHT THE FRICK. THIS MAKES ME SO MAD. YOU GUYS RUINED EVERYTHING WITH YOUR ADVENTURE FANTASIES YOU GUYS ARE FRICKIN IDIOTS- WH-WHYāD YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!? WHY? WHY!? JUST WHY? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? IāM TIRED OF THIS! IāM TIRED OF THIS! THE SONIC SERIES IS RUINED (POINTS TO CAMERA) THANKS TO YOU GUYS! YOU FRICKIN FRICKS! HOLY FRICK! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY?!?! RRR- I HATE THE SONIC FANBASE SONIC IS RUINED WHY CANāT YOU GUYS LAUNCH YOUR REBUTTAL AGAINST SEGA FOR A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THAT HARD? YOU. FRICKINā. FRICKS! FRICKINā FRICKS! FRICKINā. FRICKS!
AND LIKE I WAS SAYING EARLIER SEGA NEVER ACKNOWLEDGES SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES! WAHT THE FRICK! WHY CANāT THEY EVER FRICKIN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT GAME! THEY NEVER FRICKIN PORT IT! YOU ALWAYS SEE THEM PORTING FRICKIN SONIC 1 AND SONIC 2- ITāS NEVER SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES! WHAT THE FRICK, IF SEGA JUST TRIED TO MAKE A GAME LIKE SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES, I BET THAT COULD RECOVER THE SONIC SERIES! YOU FRICKINā FRICKS SAY, OH, THE SONIC SERIES CANāT BE FRICKIN RECOVERED- IT CAN BE FRICKIN RECOVERED IF YOU GUYS WOULD JUST FRICKIN COOPERATE! AND FRICKIN ASK FOR A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME! HOLY FRICKIN FRICKS! WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!? WHY CANāT YOU GUYS ASK FOR SOMETHING FRICKIN WORTHWHILE!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? HOLY FRICK I HATE ALL YOU FRICKIN FAN FRICKS! AND LIKE I SAID, ITāS ALWAYS SONIC 1 AND SONIC 2! THOSE GAMES ALWAYS GET ACKNOWLEDGED ITāS NEVER SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES! THATāS THE BEST SONIC GAME! HOLY FRICKINā FRICKS! ITāS NOT SONIC ADVENTURE 2! ITāS NOT- ITāS- ITāS NOT SONIC ā06 LIKE SOME OF YOU SAY- ITāS NOT SONIC 2006! YOU FRICKINā FRICKS COME TO MY CHANNEL AND SAY, OH, SONIC 2006 IS THE BEST GAME! I KNOW ITāS JUST YOU FRICKINā TROLLS TRYING TO FRICKINā TRYING TO FRICKINā- TRYING TO FRICKINā, MESS WITH ME, WHAT THE FRICK! WHAT THE FRICK! YOU-YOU FRICKINā TROLLS SEE THATā AGGHH!!! GET OFF MY CHANNEL RIGHT NOW! YOU FRICKINā FRICKS! I HATE ALL OF YOU! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKEā MM. THIS. WHY CANāT YOU GUYS JUST FRICKINā- UH- WHY CANāT YOU GUYS JUST FRICKINā BE GOOD PEOPLE? AND, THE SONIC FANBASEā CURSE THE SONIC FANBASE! YOU GUYS ARE ONES THAT RUINED THE SERIES! YOU RUINED THIS ENTIRE SERIES, HOLY FRICKIN FRICK..S! UH. AND GUESS WHAT? MH. YOU FRICKINā FRICKSā OK, SIGH, YOU KNOW WHAT? MARIOāS DOING MUCH BETTER RIGHT NOW. I MEAN, WHEN FANS REQUESTED UH, WHEN FANS REQUESTED, A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC MARIO GAME, NINTENDO FRICKINā DID IT! WHY CANāT SEGA BE THE SAME? I THOUGHT WHEN SONIC LOST WORLD WAS ANNOUNCED- IT WAS A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME.. BUT GUESS WHAT? INSTEAD, WE GET SUPER SONIC GALAXY! OK, YEAH, IāM SORRY.. IāM SORRY.. THAT. OK, I ACTUALLY LIKE SONIC LOST WORLD- IāM SORRY. IāM JUST GETTING WORKED UP, āCUZ OF YOU FRICKINā SONIC HATERS! HOLY FRICKIN FRICKS! I MEAN, THIS MAKES ME SO MAD! YOU FRICKINā FRICKS! JUST RUINED EVERYTHING! WITH YOUR FRICKIN ADVENTURE FANTASIES- YOUR FRICKIN FANTASIES (STARTS CRYING)
(CRYING CONTINUES. he keeps crying for like.. a solid minute..) YOU FRICKINā FRICKS.. RUINED EVERYTHING⦠YOU FRICKINāā ADVENTURE.. FANTASIES⦠(SOBS) WE CANāT GET A SONIC 2006 SEQUEL, YOU EEE-DIOTS! āCUZ THATāS WHAT RUINED SONIC THE FIRST TIME.. (BREAKS DOWN SOBBING. GURGLES) YOU FRICKINā FRICKS! YOU GUYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING! I HATE YOU FRICKINā TROLLS! FRIIIIIICKKK YOOOOOU!
please⦠sonic fans.. i beg of you. please, stop porting sonic adventure 3.. and support my idea⦠of a 3d platforming classic sonic game PLEASE. please.. please.. please, all sonic fans out there.. we can assemble.. and⦠heal sonic for good. WE DONāT HAVE TO LISTEN! TO THESE ADVENTURE- FANTASIZERS. THESE FRICKINā FAN FRICKS. WE DONT HAVE TO FRICKINā LSITEN TO THEM. PLEASE.. PLEASE SONIC FANS- WE [INAUDIBLE GURGLING] STOP SUPPORTING SONIC ADVENTURE 3- STOP! RUINING! SONIC! YOU FRICKINā FAN FRICKS RUINED SONIC [GURGLING SOME MORE]
FRICK! FRICK! OWW! FRICK! FRICK! FRICK. [LOUD YELLING] FRICK! THIS IS FRICKINā STUPID! UUURGHHH HGHUUURGH CURSE YOOOOOU CURSE YOU SONIC FANBASE.












