#lonerangers

Speedball - Spidey wins

Starfire - Spidey loses easily. Like he wouldn’t win a single fight out of 100.

Aquaman - Aquaman can beat Spider-Man. Spider-Man can beat Aquaman. I’d give it to Spidey like 55/45

Steel - Steel isn’t fast enough to land a hit on Spidey. Spider-Man hasn’t got the power to hurt Steel. Whoever gives up first wins. So Steel would probably win.

Green Arrow and Black Canary - Spidey IS good enough to dodge GA’s arrows and BC’s screams.. but not every single time. So they could have one fight and he could get hit by a scream while dodging an arrow. OR they could have a fight where he dodges both and then proceeds to whip them silly.

Blue Beetle and Booster Gold - He’d struggle against either of them in a 1v1. Definitely loses in a handicap match.

Volstagg - Nice. Spidey would win but Volstagg can take one hell of a beating.

oh man

um

Renew S:TAS I want that show back dammit.

Reboot: Lois and Clark, I’d love another proper live-action show

Blade vs Hellboy - Blade. Hellboy is kinda squishy and always getting his arse kicked. Blade is gonna murder Him.

Blade vs Black Panther. This is a tough one because BPs suit is very good at protecting him. Blade is faster than BP. And stronger. but BP is a better fighter. Blade could win. Blade could win if he can slash that suit and take advantage.

Blade vs Buffy. Buffy.. gets slayed easily.

Blade vs Constantine. Constantine isn’t made for 1v1 random encounter deathmatches. He has almost zero fighting skills. In the last issue of Hellblazer he gets chinned by an actual kid in a bar. I think i could beat Constantine in a 1v1. Give him ANY amount of prep time though and he’s gonna fuck you up.

Blade vs Booster Gold. Draw. Blade is gonna struggle to damage BG and BG isn’t fast enough to hit Blade.

Inhuman - Karnak (Kamala Khan was a very close 2nd )

Guardian of the Galaxy - Ben Grimm (it was either gonna be him or Kitty Pryde)

Generation X - Quentin Quire

New Warrior - Slapstick

Fantastic Four - Invisible Woman (zero contest)

Her skill/power set is.. fantastic. Post i made praising Queen Susan

Runaway - Nico Minoru

short answer

Avengers

long answer

the avengers still

BUT

The flash can learn like anything in seconds because of how fast he can read. There’s that time he ran to a library and learned how to build a building and was all ‘there ya go’ Superman can do the same. Martian manhunter.. wonder woman. All of them can move extremely fast and would be able to learn shit almost instantly

Ultimate quicksilver did this

and they are faster than him.

but yeah

To make it fair we shall take all of the actors as they were when they played the roles.

so the clear winner is

Team Punisher

for one very simple reason

80′s Dolph was a beast. He’s also the only one who is an actual trained martial artist (i think). Like he’s won actual championships. He’s also been a bouncer and a bodyguard.

if you think any of the batactors could take him then you are tripping balls.

whoever speaks first wins really