#lonelymacaroni

I'm pretty sure nobody will pass Alyssa as my top fan on tumblr

Jesus christ she likes nearly everything I post, you could go through her likes and find MY ENTIREBLOG

I've gotten 26 notes from her, today alone

If you trim it up some (which is good don’t fear the constant trimming), I recommend a comb between head and razor so the razor doesn’t give you razor burn because it’s embarrassing as hell to walk around with the side of your scalp red and bumpy :p

my sister has an electric razor somewhere with all the lil attachments that kinda do that, so I think I'd be safe c:

g o d  f u c k

1. selfie

3. do you miss anyone?

???? yah i miss a lot of people (like curly goth but he’s comING BACK IN THIS WEEKS EPISODE) [that got kinda gay]

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

a few people from work always make me smile!! which is nice because i need it some nights. and a lot of my friends always make me smile

7. what was your life like last year?

um i was in school and unemployed and i didn’t have my own cat so kinda lame like wth i didn’t have money

9. who did you last see in person?

um my mom, but i guess someone from high school that i didn’t wanna see h a h

11. are you listening to music right now?

nope

13. how do you feel right now?

i’m p cool maslow is kinda annoying me and i have to pee but i’m cool

15. personality description

rlly gay and kinda icky

17. opinion on insecurities.

????? everyone has them and its fine if you do, is there something i’m missing here with this question like ???

19. have you ever been to New York?

!!!! i have!!! i went with my high school orchestra in my senior year of high school. i got sick on the plane ride back home

21. age and birthday?

You seriously need to show up more, you little shit.

what was their first kiss like

Can you imagine what years of affection must feel like? Cause that’s them. All sweet and romantic at finally kissing one another. uwu

where were they their first time having sex

Bob’s house.

who’s louder

Gwen but Bob can get a little loud when Gwen takes over.

who wakes up first

Bob does and he does it so that he can watch Gwen sleep for a while before he works on his chores. uwu

who performs/receives oral more often

They do it an even amount. Bob feels too guilty if Gwen pleases him more than he pleases her.

who tries new things more often

Gwen is always willing to, but she doesn’t push Bob into doing it if he doesn’t want to. They’re quite happy with traditional sex. Roleplay and a riding crop isn’t out of the picture, though.

if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include

Dearest in my experience if you keep the hair at about an inch or a little more and just make sure it lays flat, then nobody should be able to see the scalp, esp. with darker hair ; n; I hope this all gets sorted out properly and nicely :(

that's about where my hair is at right now though

my plan with this haircut was to let it get to about this length (the hair at the top of my head is starting to get a little wavy, so I figure it's about time, lol) and shave it pretty close (like maybe a 2 in the world of electric shavers?) almost every two months or so, and get a little trim on the rest of my hair while I'm at it, since that's supposed to help with dead ends and those are like, my life's bane, so

you would look cool as hell w a side cut

lonelymacaroni replied to your photoset: I WAS TRYING TO SEE WHAT MY HAIR WOULD LOOK LIKE...

ffs why are you so cute goddammit also undercuts are the shit if that’s what you’re talking about and i feel like you would def wear it well c: and for gosh sake, stop being cute!

aklsjdkldsjf thank yous <3

I wanna do it but at the same time I DO NOT

but then it's also hair, and hair grows back

he loOKS SO BIG NOW AND HIS EARS ARE GIANT or maybe his head is just small but he’s so adorable c: