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“I-I’m sorry, was there something you needed?”
Undyne’s gaze flickered up as she heard someone come in. Usually, it was rather... uncomfortable for the recluse, but she at the very least could be cordial to the ‘ intruder ‘ The figure was shadowed by the light of the open doorway so it was a bit difficult to make out who it was.
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@lonehp
they reach out to tug at sans’s coat, handing him a slip of paper that reads STOP MAKING GOO-GOO EYES AT MOM AND HELP ME WITH THIS.
.❛ Hello there stranger !! ❜
Greeting the skeleton with a welcoming smile, and wave. He’s mostly excited that he’s actually getting a customer. Well, at least some company. He’s sort of just been standing around here doing well... Nothing.
❛ Can I interest you in some Nice Cream ?? ❜
( LONEHP )
@lonehp liked for a starter. ( call )
[ * FIGHT: SHOOT ‘EM DOWN, KIDDO. ]
➼ ...You’re a skeleton.
* You had gotten used to seeing so many monsters, yes, but that didn’t stop you from being surprised by the one you’ve encountered, albeit mild shock. In fact, you weren’t even sure if you were more stunned by the fact that they were running a hotdog stand or how they talked to prior customers without moving their mouth!
* At least, you couldn’t SEE them move it.
* Knowing that you couldn’t attack vendors, you decided to question that instead.
➼ Are you, uh... Are y’moving y’mouth when y’talk?
* In hindsight, that was an awkward thing to ask. If you knew how to, you would’ve probably attempted to be more polite. This might even affect the price of what they sell.
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Gaster rubbed at his head, a sharp shooting through him at each scrape of his hand against the crack marring his face. A soft sound escaped him as he glanced down at the mirror.
Yeesh.
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👍👍👍👍👍 irl temmie tbh
❛ So you have a...temmie-ache? ❜
“ What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.“
@lonehp
“ hOW man ‘doGs ... is dis nOW??? ”
she couldn’t see how many hotdogs were piled on her head, and she was getting antsy just standing completely still like this.
