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Very “last known” photo vib

“Thursday, 27.10.16: Last known photo of tumblr user literalnobody before their mysterious disappearance.  Neighbours allegedly heard sounds of struggle coming from the apartment, and shortly afterwards produced a video of a bright light hovering over the building [video not available]. Witnesses attested to hearing a low droning sound coming from the light, and many conspiracy theorists believe that this was one of the most convincing cases of alien abduction to date.

Irish President and Ambassador for the International Community of Leprechauns, Michael D. Higgins, released a statement denying the existence of a government base, classified as Area 52, where all information pertaining to this case is being stored.

“Arra now sure wasn’t I asked this just the other day when I was at the plowin’, it’s a quare situation to be sure and fierce sad fer all involved but I’ll tell ya this and I’ll tell ya no more, there’s no little auld green men running around O’Connell’s street and I can tell ya that to be sure.”

However, a group of online conspiracy theorists have noticed what may be the key to understanding literalnobody’s disappearance; a strange shape that appears in the background of their last known selfie: