#loltrue

I don't understand why people don't text back immediately 😖😖 Literally it is so rude cause like when you think about it we all have our phones in our pockets literally all the time nowadays 👏👏 So if somebody doesn't respond to you immediately (unless they're at work or smth) they're choosing not to reply on purpose and it literally makes me so mad 😡😡 Like I was talking to my """"""friend"""""" (🤓🤓🤓) the other day and he said he purposely waits for like ten minutes before replying to the girl he likes? 🤨🤨 I guess he saw it on some cringey YouTube channel 🤡🤡 Some people (AKA white people) don't make sense

Oh my goooooooooood y'all look at this dude 😵‍💫😵‍💫 So we were in the drive thru at Starbucks yesterday and I said "I have a mobile order" like always right? And then he saw the barista (and yes she is the trans) and he said "Dang broski (🙄) she's pretty" 🤯🫥 Lol And I said "Dude can you not tell she's trans? Can you not hear it in her voice?" And literally he said he couldn't 😂🤣 Lol Literally I thought you worked on a voice acting site and literally you can't hear voices 😂😂 It's a good thing identifying voices comes so easily to me, like most things 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️ So I said "I guess we have a name for your 'type': trans fats!" Lol goteem! Anyway yeah that's how you be extra

It's a good thing passing the mic comes so easily to me, like most things 😂😂

She said like "Oh my god baby this movie is so scary but I'm so glad I have you to hold me" ☺️ It reminded me of those sitcoms where the couple are cuddling watching some monster movie, and then they kiss or something lol But not me because I'm a good Christian boy ✝️🍩 It's a good thing romance comes so easily to me, like most things lol 😎😂

Delicious Dom Perignon lol