According to a source, Ms. Jackson will NOT be returning to Spellman next year.  So, no lolz from us.

LOL Spellman will not post anything outing another person, or "revealing" a person's sexuality. 

That's gay. 

What did we do? Not enough Mean Girls?

Not enough jokes about the Deans?!

Not enough of the Angry Falcon and Spellman Lolz?

Not enough submissions from your fellow Spellmanites?

I'll ask again, not enough Mean Girls?

Hope you guys all have some fun weekend plans. 

If you don't, have an adorable puppy gif on us: 

-“Because that is what the Bible teaches us.”

-“Homosexuality is a sin.” *student asks why* “Because that’s what the Bible teaches us.”

-“Life begins at conception.”

-“Life begins at implementation.”

-“Because God Is Real.”

-“How many of you have ever masturbated before?” *one student raises their hand*

-“Two man parts and two women parts just don’t go together. It’s science!”

-“No.” *student says something* “Because that’s a sin.”

-“That’s a sin.”

-“Where? Leviticus 18:22!”

- *student says something backed up with evidence* "I've never heard that before..." *continues lesson as if student never said anything at all*

-“Birth Control is a Sin.”

-“The Catholic Church is the best church.”

-“That’s not what the Church teaches.”

-“Marriage is between a man and a woman.”

-“Christ-like.”

-Also, “Christ like.”

-“Metanoia. “

-“Condoms are a sin.”

-“The Pill causes abortion”

-“Blue Juice Supreme”

-“The Homosexual Lifestyle”

- Question number 69: Fornication.

-“ro co co gal eph phi

col thes thes tim tim ti phil heb”

-“I can fly.”

-“The anus is made for poopy” (Seriously, that was said in a classroom)

-“Real men don’t have sex.”

 -“The dress should be tight enough so that you know she’s a woman; but, loose enough so that you know she’s a lady.”

-“Sin is bad. Don’t do it.”

Any suggestions?

Quotes from my English class:

“Where did he killed her, in the neck?”

“While he was in jail his reputation got mad big and stuff.”

Looking good Spellman, keep up the great grammar.

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