Dear horror movie director, I got it, the demon turned on the stove, but as every absent-minded cook in the world can confirm, a forgotten pan and a stove turned on doesn’t morph into a raging inferno in a whopping 2 minutes, unless said forgotten pan is full of gasoline. Either have the demon dancing around setting things on fire, or leave out the stove thing, please and thank you.

Ha ha ha what I'm I doing?????????????

I’m always delighted by the amount of people on tumblr who get off on Machiavelli, especially if they are broke 19-years-olds. Everybody feels like Cesare Borgia these days.